#mr jokes

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Aang: Why!? WHy do you hate Otter Penguins!?

Katara: BECAUSE OTTER PENGUINS KIDNAPPED MY BROTHER OKAY!?

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Alexei: Natasha! The greatest assassin! You should be proud!

Natasha: I never wanted to be an assassin, do you know what they do in the Red Room!?

Alexei, waiving her off: You still complain? Experiment and training, just typical childhood!

Tony, leaning close to Clint: Ohhhh, so she comes from generational trauma.

Clint, looking at him with a raised eyebrow: You speak as if anyone here doesn't

Tony, leaning back with consideration: Touché

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if you have an au with good parental lex luthor and clark kent for Kon, and you have some sort of text between Lex and Kon happen, and Lex's name in Kon's phone isn't "Baldad" then what are you doing with your life

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Rex, battered and bruised while chained to a wall: I will never break

Purge Trooper/Mind Controlled Cody: We will see about that. *Turns to look at Vader* So Lord Vader, have you ever heard of this thing that Rexy boy here did when he was 10-

Purge Trooper Bly, leaning on the electro staff he was using before: It's a really funny story that you won't believe the stupidity he had-

Darth Vader, leaning back on his throne chair: I'm listening.

Rex, knowing exactly what story they are going to tell: yoU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER TELL! TRAITORS!

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Darth Vader, revealing himself: Aha! I knew you were sneaking out PT-2224! How dare you betray the Empire!

Purge Trooper Cody: What!? Betray the Empire!? No! I was just hooking up!

Vader: What

Cody: You see, when a man has needs, he turns to look for people to hook up, and I met this guy-

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind Cody: Hello there! I'm Ben Sandbringer! I being sand! *Throws pocket sand at Vader*

Vader: *runs away screaming like a little girl*

Cody: Did you really have to do that-? *Is hit in the back of his head*

"Ben Sandbringer": Thank you Aayla.

Aayla: No problem Obi-Wan, but will you now help me with Bly? He keeps evading my attempts and when he sees me he either calls me "Hot Blue Twi'Lek Ghost Lady" or starts crying and doesn't get why

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The Attempts Of Aayla "Hot Blue Twi'Lek Ghost Lady" Secura To Save Commander Bly

Purge Trooper Bly: *is walking down the corridor*

Aayla the Hot Blue Twi'Lek Ghost Lady: *is peeping behind the wall* come on come on come on-

Bly: *suddenly looks up and hastily side steps as a vent breaks down in a way that would mean that Bly would be hit in the head*

Bly: Whoa! That was a close one! Better report this incident. *Takes out datapad and starts to write*

Aayla: Dammit Bly!

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It's the meme of Ben Affleck smoking and looking tired, on the first photo the text reads: "Me when someone brings up Legends to justify their hatred of the Jedi", in the second picture it reads: "Me when someone tries to make it seem like the separatists where the good guys"

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