#ben&klaus

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Ben & Klaus PT 50 🎉🎉🎉

Ben: Sometimes, I think, maybe if I wasn't dead, we wouldn't get the slang we have now.

Klaus: I'm sorry to snatch your wig, but the tea is, what the fuck?

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Ben and Klaus PT 47

Klaus: Maybe, you should sit down and listen to The Cult Of Dionynus or Achilles Come Down

Ben: maybe, just maybe, you can't fix everything with gay Greeks.

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Ben & Klaus PT 49

Klaus: so after you left and I got home my fever wasn't there but my skin felt like it was burnt really badly. And so I stood up really fast to take off a sock and I collapsed on my bed only to take a 3 hour nap

Ben: ahaha i have a fever rn and my lungs are burning so bad it hurts when i breathe so dying twinsie tingz✌️😗

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Brothers who get sick together sttick together

[theclownacademy]

Ben & Klaus PT 46

Klaus: Oh, woe is me, I have hair as Lana del Rey, but a face of a skinwalker.

Ben:

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Ben and Klaus PT 43

Klaus, fixing flowers in an abandoned cemetery: respecting spirits time

Ben: Klaus, you're doing amazing sweetie..

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Ben and Klaus PT 45 ft. me playing the piano on the lowest volume

Klaus, supposedly SiCk, playing nearly witches on the piano:

Ben, who is actually sick: YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SICK

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Ben and Klaus PT 44

Ben: Klaus you look like you are about to protest the Vietnam war

Klaus: Maybe I AM about to protest the Vietnam war (but he pronounced it "Viet-naam" instead of "Viet-nahm" like Ben)

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Ben & Klaus PT 33

Ben: Luther ordered us 2,000 water bottles.

Ben: I was outside for an hour stacking the crates with the delivery guy and he asked if we drank a lot of water.

Klaus: You should've told him we're refilling the pool.