🤡

Ava•bi•She/they•ooh, boy ask me anything•

[theclownacademy]

i’m only 7 episodes into season 2 and i’ve already cried 10 times

[theclownacademy]

guess who’s back??????

[yuckytumorbaby]

hey do you like playlists that dont have a theme at all and have a weird title??? well do i have the playlist for you!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yl5xSfVvVGzBdMd1B3eDd?si=oxwpBOEYTrifX3dLYmcFxA

[theclownacademy]

reblogging this because its already on my tiktok and main but i know we're all going through things and need a playlist to get through it

[theclownacademy]

Klaus: You look beautiful today.

Dave: Aw, thank you,

Klaus: HA! April Fool’s!!

Dave:

Klaus: you look beautiful everyday,

[theclownacademy]

the-umbrella-academy-butinstyle >>> theclownacademy

[theclownacademy]

Ben & Klaus PT 50 🎉🎉🎉

Ben: Sometimes, I think, maybe if I wasn't dead, we wouldn't get the slang we have now.

Klaus: I'm sorry to snatch your wig, but the tea is, what the fuck?

[theclownacademy]

Ben & Klaus PT 49

Klaus: so after you left and I got home my fever wasn't there but my skin felt like it was burnt really badly. And so I stood up really fast to take off a sock and I collapsed on my bed only to take a 3 hour nap

Ben: ahaha i have a fever rn and my lungs are burning so bad it hurts when i breathe so dying twinsie tingz✌️😗

~~~

Brothers who get sick together sttick together

[theclownacademy]

So, low-key, very upset, BUT send some things I should talk about (umbrella academy or not)!

[theclownacademy]

Ben and Klaus PT 47

Klaus: Maybe, you should sit down and listen to The Cult Of Dionynus or Achilles Come Down

Ben: maybe, just maybe, you can't fix everything with gay Greeks.

[theclownacademy]

since Spotify decided CYBERBULLY me, send me a character and I will give a song from my top 100 playlist of any of three past years (2017, 2018, 2019)

[verydarkgrey]

Diego: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Luther Hargreeves and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it too.

Luther: well, yeah

Diego: pathetic

[theclownacademy]

Ben & Klaus PT 46

Klaus: Oh, woe is me, I have hair as Lana del Rey, but a face of a skinwalker.

Ben:

[theclownacademy]

someone convince to finish my Uncle Tom's Cabin analysis and my tech debate.

[theclownacademy]

It's my birthday (Nov. 9th) in at least an hour EST. tonight I got ketchup on my uniform, sang my neck my back, and got violently vibe checked.

[theclownacademy]

Ben and Klaus PT 45 ft. me playing the piano on the lowest volume

Klaus, supposedly SiCk, playing nearly witches on the piano:

Ben, who is actually sick: YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SICK

[theclownacademy]

Ben and Klaus PT 44

Ben: Klaus you look like you are about to protest the Vietnam war

Klaus: Maybe I AM about to protest the Vietnam war (but he pronounced it "Viet-naam" instead of "Viet-nahm" like Ben)

[theclownacademy]

Ben and Klaus PT 43

Klaus, fixing flowers in an abandoned cemetery: respecting spirits time

Ben: Klaus, you're doing amazing sweetie..