#bender rp

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                                                             HAIL TO THE KING, BABY.

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Would anyone be interested in roleplaying from the Avatar: The Last Airbender universe? Characters could either be original or from the series (either original or legend of korra). I prefer romantic pairings and I usually only play males. Bonus points if you write mxm ships, but I’m okay with fxm as well :) Message me or like this if you’re interested! 

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Open Starter <black hole>

Storming off to the airlock, the robot turned to face the meat bags who wanted him to explore the other side of a black hole doohickymabob or whatever. “Kiss my shiny metal ass. I’m not going with you or your stinky crew. You’ve shot me into danger far to much and for far to little compensation. This is the last straw!” Bender pulled out a straw and snapped it in half. “And now there are no straws at all. Heh.” He crossed his arms.

“Listen all, I know you will miss me more then anyone else, but I have no choice. It will be with much reluctance on your part to see me go, but its for my best.” He kicked open the airlock and leaped through the sucking hole, shooting himself though the cosmos. Stupid life forms. I wish I had a growler full of beer. Contemplating how much he wanted to kill all humans, Bender put on his cool shades and swam through space in a leisurely backstroke. He kicked his legs, whistling a tune.

The ship behind him shot a harpoon at the escaping robot and it whooshed by his side. “Ha! Missed me. Nyeh nyeh come get me! Ouch,” he whined, as the harpoon retracted and klunked his head on the way back. Bender Bending Rodriguez  spun around from the impact, and whistled at the large black hole he had inadvertently thrown himself at. “Oh this is bull! How was I supposed to know the airlock was facing that way?”