#benderyeol

[benderym]

85, 80, 75, 70, 66, 65, 63, 60, 50, 49, 48, 40,10, 9, 4, 3, 2 & 1

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

… The what now?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

I probably told Kwang I loved him yesterday, so yeah; then. Unless you mean in the other sense — ah, it’s been a while.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

The sweetest… that’s a hard one. I’d have to say when I had someone taking care of me when I was sick. I quite like attention when being sick, and a caretaker is always nice.

70. What turns you on?

Pool tables. It’s a common one, but do anything to my neck and I’m yours. Along with whispering in my ear, oh god.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

[ ANGST. ANGST ANGST AND MORE ANGASHGAKJSFAK. ]

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Ah … [ / Grazes a tongue over his lips. ]  That’s a bit personal, no? I don’t like revealing such things to the public.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

When you get it in. Not even kidding. Like unless you mean making love; then my definition is different. But sex is just sex. You put something in some hole and bam; sex.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Uhm, I think the biggest I’ve gone is four? The woman was the older one though.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

… If true love could rise from the dead yes. Definitely. No hesitations.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Don’t have one; so nothing.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

….. I — [ / Wrinkles his nose at the thought. ] I’d wish them the best of luck with that person and hope they’re happy, and then move on.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

I don’t believe so. But I’ve sang and recited for someone before.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope. Love at first sight is all appearance based, so no. Appearance based love is called lust, dear.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Someone who I can be myself around. Someone who I don’t have to feel like I constantly have to please. But most of all; someone who understands me and puts up with my shit.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Nope.

3. Are you a virgin?

Nah.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Usually, yes. I mean, if you don’t try, you won’t get anywhere.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

I am human, and I am shallow; so yes. Definitely. 

[benderym]

Dear Owlie,

Dear Owlie,

I’ve never really expressed how much you mean to me, right? Besides trying to get in your pants, I haven’t ever spoken all too much to you, eh? I’ll change that. I feel as though you’re someone who I could get rather close to, and I think that would be lovely. There’s not much I can say here, now can I? I will admit, had you not found someone to call your own; our relationship probably wouldn’t have changed. I’d keep urging you on, whereas you kept denying. No worries, I shan’t do that anymore, though don’t be surprised if I throw out a few dirty jokes here and there.

- Youngmin

[benderym]

benderyeol started following you

... We're not friends anymore. Nope. 

[benderym]

8 & 24

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

Oh god. [ / He snickered at the thought of Minwoo doing such a thing, and then tilted his head skywards in thought. ] What would I do? Seeing as how they’re my best friend, and they know that at the most inappropriate times, I find the need to crack jokes; that’s exactly what I would do. I’d tell them that they’ve been chucked into, chained down to, and forever locked in the friendzone, and may the lord have mercy on their soul as they try to scramble out.

24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

I think I’ve gone through the first, so I’d say the first. With the first, you can live through it, and at least you’ll be able to have experienced love. In the second, you’re missing out on something that you’ll remember for the rest of your life.

[benderym]

/throws a pack of condoms at him. When the time comes, remember to use protection Prince!

[ / He couldn’t help but snort at the other’s words, catching the pack with a grateful nod. ] Find me a nice little filly and I’ll remember to use these.

[benderym]

[Yeolmin, myungmin, Teamin and, and, twincest.]

[ Oh god okay idek should I just reply to this IC? Cause ooc my feels about these are different e u e ]

Yeolmin: Had I been a homewrecker I would have said yes, but in this case; no. 

Myungmin: [ / His brows knit together, before he sharply took in a breath of air. ] …. No.

Teamin: Yes. One true pairing, right here.

Twincest: No. That’s disgusting.

[benderym]

/laughs. Wait for what? You to seduce me? /snorts.

Not anymore. I tried, didn’t work; so no. Not going to chase after you. [ / Rolls his eyes and chuckles. ] I wasn’t too serious about it anyways. More to see if you’d actual let me seduce you or not.

[benderym]

You & me. Just kidding~

OTP tbh. You won’t let me in your pants, no. I disapprove of this ship. You’ve labelled me as jailbait. Just wait, man, just waiiit.