#benjamin cucumber

[not-inappropriate]

@chadmojito Thanks Chad 🇹🇩

(Go follow him on Facebook and every other platform if you don’t already!!!!! Best meme curator on the internet!!!!!)

[acidwashedjeanz]

I don’t know why people call Benjamin Cucumber by that weird name what is it... Benedict??? Cumberbatch???? Come on guys at least try to get it right—

[iwillgivebirthtoyou]

2012 tumblr was so funny people were in this like violent craze, on the brink of insanity in the midst of their lust for the most boring men ever

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Benadryl Cabbagepatch

let's see how far away we can get while still knowing exactly who this is

[dorotheafields]

i really love that guy who plays Sherlock on BBC *looks at smudged writing on hand* benjamin cucumber

[pcwder-blog]

my mum just told me benjamin cucumber got engaged

[reneequerro-blog-blog-blog]

what's up with this Benjamin Cucumber guy? big "no thank u".

[dorotheafields]

Because waking up at 12:40 to change my URL to benjamincucumber was an appropriate thing to do.