Howdy Fellow Interneters

Part Time Publisher Full Time Shitposter

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Even better than Tom Holland trying to grow up

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unironic literally how it feels

[rednines]

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The refrigerators in the lunchroom are harmonizing. Truly cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see (and ears to hear?)

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[ignoranceishibiscus]

my favorites from the tags

[shyjusticewarrior]

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If Pokemon were real what’s the first one you’re catching?

Magikarp

Geodude

Pikachu

Ralts

Voting ended onJul 15

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[pseudomantis]

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[prideprejudce]

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

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the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

[sterna-hirundo]

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

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@roobascooba should we train cat

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Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

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Exactlly!!

@hopepunk-humanity

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[thememedaddy]

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parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

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[edgar-allan-possum]

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coming from the non-dualist guys this means exceptionally nothing