#benlonnie

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002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you: Bal

Bal

A little while after I watched the first two movies back to back

Perfect for each other

They compliment each other really well

How they officially started

I don’t read fanfic much. But if I did it would be them breaking up to facilitate other more disgusting ships like malvie ot benrry

Again. Don’t really read fanfic much. But if I did it would be ones where they’re treated properly

That they had a duet together

Jay or Lonnie. This goes for both of them

They got it. They’re engaged and gonna get hitched

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Lonnie: ooh. Here’s a good question. Outside of dating. Who are you most likely to spend a drunken night with one of your immediate group of friends?

(Mal, Carlos and Evie all look at jay. Lonnie, Doug and Jane all look at Ben)

Carlos: I don’t drink but still

Doug: I’m straight but eh. Worse people to go on a date with.

Jay: guess I’m just everyone’s type

Evie: I’m straight, Carlos is my surrogate nephew. Your the last option.

Ben: I’d be psyched to go on a date with Doug

Mal: honey um. It’s not a dinner and a movie date it’s a um what you and I get up to before we go to sleep type date

Ben: point still stands.

Doug: ...how drunk? Norm Peterson or Barney Gumble?

Lonnie: Barney Gumble

Doug: I take the lead

Ben (looking at Doug’s hands): I wouldn’t have it any other way

Evie: bitch don’t even

Ben: sorry

Mal (handing him a hanky): for the drool on you chin

Ben: thank you

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Some of my descendants crack ships

Jaylos

Gilonnie

Benjay

Bengil

Bevie

Buma

Benlonnie

Benjane

Jaylonnie

Malonnie

Maljane

Maljay

Gilos

Janelonnie

Gilrry

Giluma

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Ben: Jay Mal Harry

Harry: what the fuck. I wasn’t even one of the options

Ben (sarcastically): oh yeah I’m totally gonna kill Doug.

Harry: well. Ya could.

Mal: yeah but you’re terrifying. And no one but Uma likes you. So realky its a win-win type situation

Harry: are you ever not a bitch?

Mal: how would you like to be charred to a barely recognisable crisp?

Harry: I’ll sit up

Jay: yeah you do that. My turn next?

Mal: sure

Jay: Gil. Lonnie Jane.

Ben: uhhhh. Can I kill Harry again?

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Ben

Ben

Bal. It’s my blood type. Should be given more attention then it gets

Benjay. It’s great.

Bevie. It’s ok. But I prefer it as a brotp

Benlos. I prefer to see them as father and son

Bendoug. Mostly brotp. But I headcanon Ben as having his first crush on Doug

Benlonnie. It’s not exactly bal. But it’s great anyway

Benjane. ADORABLE

Bengil. So so cute

Buma. Brotp

Benrry. Shit

Baudrey. Blech

Chen. Why would you do that to Ben

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A good benlonnie au

Literally every single teen high school romcom where the popular kind hearted jock dumps his bitchy girlfriend and starts dating the tomboy best friend he’s known since he was a child

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Most shippable character?

For descendants it would probably have to be Ben. Seeing as I ship him with five people

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(Lonnie Jane and Doug are outside Ben’s bedroom door)

Lonnie: Ben come out

Ben: I’m bisexual

Jane: not what we meant

Doug: But we support you