one of my students came up to me today and genuinely asked "miss, who is chuck norris? and why are they saying that all those people killed him?" and I couldn't even answer because I was in so much shock. is this really happening. is someone going around telling the teens that chuck norris was killed by Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robo Cop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan?











