my longest yeehaw ever

27 / any pronouns i like video games and i draw stuff!!

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[64mpg]

[cop-disliker69]

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

[argumate]

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

[badassdemonsword]

[windup-angel]

fake fans will forget he said this

[neckfat]

[plaidos]

you just hate construction workers lol

cant wait to hear what i did to envoke this oddly specific anon hate

[txttletale]

gotta be when you said this i think

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[ryann-44]

there will never be another character like Oghren

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[programmedbeasts]

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

[lesbiantomservo]

[theradicalace]

yeah man i've got a pretty persistent problem already

[eskiworks]

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[gasterofficial]

[7fff00]

[ID: Tumblr dashboard screenshot showing (1) a post by @‍fandaniel that reads:

other social media websites im on are like. hawk tuah girl and mr beast are collabing for a festables event. and tumblr is like. here are my top 10 favorite ants

immediately followed by (2) a post by @‍stunfiskz that reads:

[link to the Wikipedia article on asparagus] lot to learn

/end ID]