I'm no good at hate mail so please give me some pointers on this one:
Your art could never have been made by anyone but you. If you stare into the details and study all the curves and shades, it shows a clear reflection of who you are as a person and reveals your innermost thoughts and feelings. Every time you post an artwork that you are proud of you are submitting your very self to be judged by the masses.
How did I do?
hello! thank you for playing. your hatemail has been taken under review. your results are as follows:
score: 6/10
things you did well:
almost* every artist is at least a little bit unsettled by the idea you have proposed! a respectable and reliable method of delivering psychic damage
the message contains no actual compliments! you've improved quite a bit in this area, good job!
a clever meta-strategy: you disparaged yourself and then proceeded to directly request my approval, something you as a lifelong sibling of mine are aware makes me uncomfortable
areas to work on:
aside from the maneuver described in point 3, this message is somewhat impersonal and could be read as your opinions on the nature of art as a human endeavor. next time, consider criticizing a specific aspect of my art or implying that i am uniquely unable to obfuscate my feelings and intentions
*not universally applicable, but as you know me fairly well i would point out you made an avoidable error here: you failed to account for the fact i inherently view the world as subject to MY assessment rather than the other way around. in order to maximize the effectiveness of your message, you might also present a compelling reason for me to fear the judgement you claim i am receiving, such as the explicit threat of additional consequences should 'the masses' find me unsatisfactory
keep up the good work :)