#berdly flufeather

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==> Contemplate eating Berdly’s leg like a turkey leg.

You briefly entertain the notion before you remember he spends all of his time playing video games. Since he also doesn't eat junk food like MOST basement dwellers, there wouldn't have any meat on those bones- it'd be like biting into a fork.

You remove the stupid idea from your head before you get any more ideas.