#bernard ducat

[polk-polovnikov]

A funny illustration of the post in The Witcher Role Play

[boschsowl]

"Hello, damn business

Yeah, yeah, fuckin' money"

He's trying his best to pretend he's not a spy, support him with a like, let's see how many of us there are....

[zizikta]

it looks like a scene from a really dark movie

[zhraek]

so uuh yeah.

[bloededhoine]

gwent: for temeria!

[thirstyforred]

✦ (36/∞) Thaler

“Who takes an interest in cobblers? No one.“

[bloededhoine]

[bloededhoine]

How about ൠ and ☯️ for Thaler? I feel like he gets no attention

anon you are absolutely right. also i'm in a weird mood so these are gonna be weird. sorry

ൠ - random headcanon

☯️ - likes/dislikes headcanon

send some symbols!

likes

football, but not playing though. i feel like he has an excellent grasp of the game and loves the strategy side of it all, but he hates athletics

cinnamon in coffee

finding shiny coins on the street

leaves that go c r o n c h

shani. he just thinks she's the shit and tells her so in his own unique way

really ugly dogs. like those little fuckers with the underbite and red eyes? he wants to adopt them all

the way hay smells

diying random shit that he should not diy. like if there's a bookshelf that's uneven, he'll wedge in a cool stick he found to make it better

finding cool sticks

and rocks. he puts them in his pockets as little gifties for his friends.

ROCK TROLLS!!!!

this one's obvious but... swearing

writing fancy and technically perfect poetry about wildly stupid things

hammocks

taking big shits. idk i feel like he's the kind of man who's like ah yeah that's a big shit fucking awesome

dancing! the fun, casual kind where he can stomp his feet and let his metaphorical hair down

dislikes

the fancy kind of dancing that's basically just walking in circles

fish. he doesn't trust them. you shouldn't trust an animal that can't be bothered to grow legs

steamed vegetables. where's the flavour?? where's the flavour in this?! i don't taste anything!!

vlodimir von everec

the vast majority of foltest's court. he loves the other oddballs but not really anyone else

plain socks

when people touch or move his things without asking

artichokes. they're not a convenient food at all and they poke his hands

people who sneeze or cough without covering their mouth, and then call him rude for swearing. motherfucker the way he talks isn't going to be spreading the fucking plague or some shit calm your tits

organized religion. not religious individuals, but the concept of organized religion as a whole.

cows. they're scary.

glasses. what kind of high maintenance idiot needs a glass for EACH eye???

random

so he collects his little rocks, right? and then he paints them so he can tell them apart. now he has rock buddies. sometimes if a rock buddy reminds him of someone he'll give the rock to them, like he gave ves one he painted with blonde hair and blue eyes and a scowl and no top on

she said it's the best present she ever got

but sometimes he'll just paint random faces that look nothing like the recipient on a rock and say "it's you". there was a period where roche thought thaler was colourblind since he kept giving roche rocks with purple hair and orange eyes

what the fuck kind of headcanons are these i'm like spewing nonsense

when he was in school he was suspended for distributing porn to his classmates

he can open a beer bottle on his head

plays the hurdy-gurdy

he is the hurdy gurdy man

really enjoys just picking up random hobbies and doesn't worry too much about getting food at them. if he's having fun, it's perfect

has a number of tattoos, including what he calls a singular boob, a fork, a fish with legs, a harpy feather, "property of bernard duckit", a celtic knot, and a caduceus