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bernardlblacks replied to your post “favorite candy/least favorite candy”

oh oh wait are you thinking of junior mints?

...i am thinking of junior mints, yes. my b

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favorite candy/least favorite candy

i’m definitely a reese’s fastbreak kinda guy and my tongue will never touch mentos, they aren’t even a candy they’re fucking toothpaste covered in chocolate

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(because they prefer this over FMK) kiss, hug, cuddle: mcelroys

KISS: the smallest and most dainty, Griff

HUG: he of largest arms, Travis

CUDDLE: Large teddy bear Justin

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ok alright what job would you want in the hp universe I'm curious

honestly can you imagine how cool it would be to be a professor? because you basically are combat trained (as seen at the siege of Hogwarts) as well as educated members of society with a certain amount of prestige, plus you can fuckin hang out at Hogwarts forever and if you die you become a ghost

perf

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LETS GET FUCKED UP ON PUMPKIN CIDER

I”m GONNA BUY SO MUCH 

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i follow you because: trash dads forever

garBAGE SO MUCH GARBAGE <3

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bernardlblacks replied to your post “My friend’s response to Tortured Shrek™: “I think the Shrek love in...”

seeing that abomination ruined my morning tbh

im sorry!!!!!!    D:

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fmk: meyers-briggs, astrology, hogwarts houses

this is easy

fuck: astrology. very fun, very weird. probably into lighting candles while u bang. not someone you’d want to stick around with, but fun for a one night fling

marry: hogwarts houses, the truest and most valid barometer of a person’s nature

kill: meyers-briggs, the deformed child of jungian psych that sucks. probably would be better out of its misery anyway