cringelord supreme

i'm your granddad

[berkeleygirl3]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[valtsv]

really love a corruption arc where the character is trying way too hard to make it work but they're in over their head and it's uncomfortable and embarrassing and they're swallowing their own puke every time they do something awful and damp with sweat and trembling but insistent that they can do this, they want it, they're not a child, but it's like they're playing dressup in clothes that are too big for them and trying to convince their own reflection in the mirror that they fit and it's just no fun to watch at all

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[kosmogrl]

hey does anyone know how much longer we have to endure?

[smallspaceplant]

websites hate my ability to open multiple new tabs within seconds. all the beautiful women (bots) in my phone (website security) think i'm a robit

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[wcvconsensus]

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

[goetic-justice]

you're cute so i'm downloading you

[kosmogrl]

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[willgrahamscock]

ai fatigue

[willgrahamscock]

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