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[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 145

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Scott Summers/Cyclops (X-Men/Marvel)

Bernardo O’Reilly (The Magnificent Seven)

Voting ended onFeb 27

PROPAGANDA:

[Scott]

"his wife and his boyfriend should both be able to get him pregnant. he's already kinda got a bunch of kids and is mostly a good dad, but he deserves to birth at least one of them i think."

[Bernardo]

"this guy REALLY wants to be a dad. one of the first scenes we have of him interacting with the villagers in the movie is him making a wooden flute for a little girl. he also gets followed around by a trio of young boys who decided amongst themselves (and other children in the village) to essentially be his protèges, and he looks after them, and teaches them some life lessons. he also mentions that he never had the courage to start a family despite wanting to, so he deserves the opportunity."

[harrypotterhousequotes]

GRYFFINDOR: "You think I'm brave because I carry a gun? Well, your fathers are much braver, because they carry responsibility! For you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends, and it twists them until finally, it buries them under the ground. And there's nobody who says they have to do this, they do it because they love you, and because they want to!" –William Roberts (Bernardo O'Reilly: The Magnificent Seven)

[all-action-all-picture]

The Magnificent Seven, 1960.

[mag7dumbies]

The movie came out before even my mother was born WHY THE FUCK AM I CRYING ABOUT THEM STILL

[mag7dumbies]

Magnificent Seven (1960) warning heavy spoilers ahead

Okay, compadres you ready? I’m leaving a few things out cause some of it just doesn’t make sense but for the most part, I didn’t leave anything out so that means there is a lot of cursing so be prepared for that

(Okay I got cookies, plans to make popcorn later and the Seven stupidest men ever about to come on my screen yeehaw mfs)

(This theme song is a bop, Elmer Bernstein is a genius)

Huh wonder who’s the bad guy, can’t be the dude in red (haha jk he’s an ass)

“I’ll be back” (what is he the Terminator)

“Stupid” well yeah the guy running at you with a machete (?) wasn’t the smartest but you didn’t have to kill him

I actually love how everyone is wearing white (like yeah I know white doesn’t absorb sun well so that’s why) it just makes everything really picturesque and almost heavenly you know

All these guys have fantastic ideas about how to take care of the problem and the head honcho is like ‘really tricking the man who just shot one of our own is not going to work don’t be stupid’

“Let's go ask the old man” we about to get Godfather in this bitch

(It was a machete hell yeah I knew it)

“Buy guns?” “Go to the border guns are plentiful there” Dude that hurts but it’s very very true

(There are so many parallels to the pilot I love it)

We getting racist in this bitch and in rides, Chris like the suicidal idiot he is and Vin is just like I’ll help you go bury an Indian who deserves proper respects like the man we know and love (ugh love this)

Literally used his boot to light a match, Chris stop being extra

And the whole town is following them like it’s the best thing to happen since… I don’t know a herd of cows came through town… (Man aren’t we lucky for the internet)

Love how the second Vin hears a slur Chris is like hold your horses buckaroo it’s just the wind (cause apparently the wind is racist all of a sudden)

Who is this person following them like a puppy (Jd anyone, although I know that’s not his name in the movie but he sure is acting like it)

Well, the graveyard scene left two people bleeding and no other corpses than the one they started with. Larabee, Tanner, and Jackson should take notes

“We think you’re a man we can trust” Bitch I wouldn’t trust Chris as far as I can throw him (I love him but the boy doesn’t have a great track record)

What’s with the fuchsia bag did they even have fuchsia back then? (Apparently fuchsia came to America in 1892 so I don’t know)

“Every man wears a gun” “Sure, like wearing pants, its expected” good lord Chris

What kind of clapping game is this

I really don’t understand Craps 

These guys are just mocking Vin about going to work at a grocery store and I’m living for it

And Chris you got three including yourself, Harry and Vin learn to count idiot

Those two just get off their horses with such grace I could watch that 100 times and still be entranced  

“I heard you’re broke” “Nah I’m doing this because I’m an eccentric millionaire” (Good lord O’Reilly, he is now a new fave of mine)

What the fuck is up with Chris’s hips like why is he swaggering like some hotshot

And if O’Reilly is so expensive what the fuck did he do with the money to make him end up dirt poor and cutting wood

Britt has the longest, lankiest legs I have seen on a man in a very long time

What game were they playing bullets are expensive stop messing around

Oh no the kid’s drunk and mad wonder what the hell he’s gonna do (probably something stupid)

This bitch with his wacky accent I can’t take him seriously, he just needs to chill

Okay I didn’t mean for you to collapse

Chris just fucking left him on the floor good lord

Okay everyone needs to dial the sass from 150 to a nice steady 50 cause damn

The kid is so so stupid, and Harry is just as worried about him as Buck was it's sweet

“What a chucklehead” (good lord I feel that)

Wtf the kid just caught a fish with his bare hands (that might take him out of the running for being Jd who couldn’t catch a fish even if it was handed to him)

Okay the TV show is just full of idiots, the movie makes them out to be brilliant assholes and I don’t know which one I prefer

Okay who names their child Hilario like that just isn’t right (like it’s fine but it’s too close to hilarious for me to take it seriously)

The kid is such a fucking ass, can someone shoot him for me like fuck

(Guys just to keep you in the loop I’m not even an hour in)

Look its Lanky legs Mcgee (aka Britta filter aka Britt)

The kid needs a baby sitter

Surprise surprise the kid did something stupid, (no really I’m shocked, not)

Kid, don’t do it I know it’s a bull and bulls are cool but don’t be fucking stupid playing bullfighter

Kid, she did not try to take your eye out she just slapped you (well deserved I might add) and what do you mean you’ll bite back what are you doing

WTF KIDDO WILL YOU QUIT AND DRINK SOME RESPECTING WOMEN JUICE

She’s wearing pants- is that accurate

Vin is sipping that juice like a good boy 

The boys are so sweet and it makes me emotional

The old guy is gonna die isn’t he

Here we go ya’ll it’s about to get serious 

Seriously don’t throw a hissy fit cause Chris tells you to go away

Love that the guns seem authentic (makes me happy)

(Plus the horse actors are doing fantastic the trainers should be proud)

Kid what are you doing, that’s a good way to accidentally step on your hat

Oh fuck here we go again

Chico is literally going to get shot if he isn’t careful (Chico is the kid btw)

Oh God I love these kids “if you get killed we’ll avenge you and put fresh flowers on your grave” plus they drew straws (how is that not just the best thing you’ve ever heard)

Chico, the girl obviously likes you (don’t know why, you’re an idiot, but extremely cute just saying)

(I fucking HATE the new hat it fills me with rage)

Wait a diddly darn minute did Chico just infiltrate the gang with that stupid hat

Awww my poor boy nightmares are the worst

O’Reilly is such a Dad and I love him

Harry will you quit before Chris kills you or I do it myself

This better be the last time cause lord I just wanna see him dead

Chris looks like he’s gonna whack a bitch when Calvera says he’ll give him a pardon

Oh no Chico is gonna do something idiotic- thank god Chris is there

O’Reilly is adorable- and has some goddamn sense and is willing to use violence (spanking of minors which I don’t exactly approve of) to show that being a gunhand is coward’s work

 “In Texas, only Texans can rob banks” wow did he just call our government and the whole state of Texas racist (yes I think he did)

Chico has some issues that he needs to see a therapist for (guess Chris will do though he needs about as much counseling)

By the way, Lee is the future Judge Travis if you guys didn’t know (Thank you Amazon- you might be all kinds of crap but hey at least you are informative) 

Harry you dirty rotten coward

Here we go once more, my dudes

Vin get yourself taken care of and go home- 

Harry that wasn’t helpful at all 

Why is everyone getting hurt all of a sudden 

Chris don’t lie to him it makes me feel bad

And stop breaking glass it’s hella expensive

Lee you stupid son of a bitch

This is a blood bath I don’t like it

 Britta Filter NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DON’T LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE I DON’T LIKE THIS I DON’T LIKE THIS I DON’T LIKE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The old man lives wtf (I’m glad don’t get me wrong, but it still hurts my soul)

Three lived I don’t like this,

 Chico, I swear to God you and her’s kids are gonna be adorable don’t fuck this up

Everything hurts 

Well I’m in extreme emotional distress but you know I think I’ll be okay, now before we start with the show I gotta go water some plants- may be using my tears cause ow wasn’t expecting that ending

[character-tarot]

(LATE) Does the Hierophant (Upright) fit Bernando O'Reilly?

Yes, this is the perfect card for him!

This fits him well enough.

No, another card would work better.

I don't know this character (Results)

Voting ended onMar 20

The Hierophant represents tradition, conformity, commitment, religious ties, trusting the powerful, old wisdom, teaching, organized religions and government, and benevolent authority. Reversed, it indicates rejecting tradition, arrogance, dogmatism, repression of individuality, stifling authority, fundamentalism, oppression, and nonconformity.

[hellacluttered]

If you're still open to requests, could you write something where depressed female reader is comforted by Vin or Bernardo?

“I’m home!” Bernardo’s voice was followed by the sound of the door closing, and you replied with a weary hello before returning to washing the dishes. You hadn’t been able to sleep the previous night until the birds began to chirp in the morning, and you’d overslept. Only now, at nearly two o’clock, were you finishing your dishes from breakfast.

Bernardo’s strong arms wrapped around your waist from behind, his chin resting on your shoulder as you set another clean plate on the drying rack. “How’s my angel?” he asked.

You hesitated. Though he had never once complained about your depression, there was a part of you that always felt guilty when he couldn’t come home to a smile and a kiss. 

He took the hint. “It’s a bad day.”

You nodded. He kissed your cheek. “You’ll make it through this. You always do. You’re strong.”

“I don’t feel strong.”

“Oh, you are,” he said. “There may be nothing I can do, but I’ll be here with you. You know that, yes?”

“I do,” you replied.

“You seem tired,” he said. “Did you sleep?”

“Not really,” you replied. 

“I should have been here,” he said. “I’m sorry.”

“No,” you said. “It’s all right. How’d the job go?”

“Fine,” he said. “I’ll tell you more about it later. Do you want to talk about anything?”

“Not really,” you said. “It’s hard to explain. Could we just go to bed?”

“Of course.”

You led the way upstairs, lying down on your side and he settled in behind you, pulling the blankets over the pair of you and wrapping his arms tight around you, your body pressed against his and his cheek resting across the back of your head. His familiar warmth and smell surrounded you. “You may always have to fight this, but you’ll always get through it,” he said. “I know it.”

[meri47]

Chris Adams: There's a job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border.

Bernardo O'Reilly: How big's the opposition?

Chris Adams: Thirty guns.

Bernardo O'Reilly: I admire your notion of fair odds, mister.

The Magnificent Seven