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he gets one (1) curse word, as a treat
Which Bernd are you today!?✨️
Nightmare blunt rotation
Last night Beloved Husband and I were watching John Oliver and his segment on Bernd das Brot had him IN STITCHES. For the entire segment the LOML lay half folded on the couch like a forgotten duvet and wheezed at the depressed bread. Every time Bernd said "Mein Leben ist die Hölle" (my life is Hell) the giggles would start all over.
I have GOT to find some merch of this. Anything that makes BH laugh so hard he bends like a plastic straw is worth tracking down.
merry mistmas lol
a depressed and sarcastic loaf of bread is truly the pinnacle of German culture. It just is such a German concept.
I'm coming out as a Bernd Das Brot enjoyer
in a couple days I will be going to Germany to see the Bernd Das Brot statue
sorry folks
I need to be with my husband
Depressed bread am I right?