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[valiantcookiepaper]

To celebrate pride month, here's the thrilling third installment of Cookie Bros.

[catemons-blog]

Wildberry cookie and crunch chip cookie are guiding Dark cacao and hollyberrie's modes of transport while said cookies speak in the pure vanilla cookie's castle.

CC: You know even though I deeply respect and admire dark cacao cookies, it feels like he treats all this like it's some sort of friendly get-to-toghter.

WBC: I know exactly how you feel. Hollyberry is just getting her berry juice fix instead of being professional. It's ridiculous.

CC and WBC: ITS LIKE THEY DONT EVEN CARE!

They both shut each other's mouths

CC and WBC: pardon my wor-

They both lightly chuckle

WBC: I can tell you're important as well.

CC: But I'm just a bodyguard?

WBC:Yes,but your clearly important enough to guard one of the most powerful kings in all of earthbread!

CC: Same to you..you guard a woman who has bested many a dragon and has even fought in the dark flour war.

They both blush and look around

WBC: They won't notice right..?

CC: No..they're probably busy speaking of far more important matters.

They both slowly inch their way closer to each other before kissing each other

Fancier Cookie: huh.. Guess I'll guard for them.

She shrugs for she is a lesbian.

[valiantcookiepaper]

Cookie Bros part 2? Cookie Bros part 2.

[valiantcookiepaper]

More wildchip stuff cause I love these two goobers very much.

Credit to @little-shroom-fairy for the really cute headcanon that Crunchy Chip and Hollyberry are drinking buddies.

[smoke2snack]

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