Dec 2, 2013
"Me and my fans ain't even like that, you know? There's no line- no me, and then them. We're kind of an us. They're my Ernies." - Bert Ridland
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"Me and my fans ain't even like that, you know? There's no line- no me, and then them. We're kind of an us. They're my Ernies." - Bert Ridland
Matchmaker - Swag Pack
Though they claim they're just friends, we all know that the Swag Pack has some underlying feelings..or at least some of them do. So what other relationships could they potentially be in if they weren't so involved with each other? Well here are a couple.
Robert Ridland:
Lulu Ford - Though Ms.Ford may be playing for the other team, she still did have feelings for Bert before admitting her feelings for Cassie. There was potential for that relationship and it was cute as hell.
Ruby Shevlin - They both have a thing about their phones. Ruby is obsessed with hers and Bert sends texts that seem to be in a language of his own.
Jason Carr:
Cassie Blue - Jassie was cute. There isn't much more to say than that.
Summer McMuller - It's like a She's All That situation, only Jason is a lot more swaggier and high than Freddie Prinze Jr.
Duke Ellicott:
Serena Garcia - She has the biggest mouth until she talks with Duke. Maybe the cute crush could actually turn into something bigger.
Marisol Winchester - Her cousin sells drugs. Duke does drugs. It's like a match made in Heaven.
Eli Campbell:
Davis Garland - Evolving from a sudden friendship, Elvis then soon became more. Until they stopped. And now I'm not really sure where they're at.
Vivienne Beaulieu - If you think that they're relationship before Viv's departure wasn't adorable then you have no heart and probably don't accept this as a ship.
bert and swag rhyme
What are you high on?
Bert Ridland is a grotsky little byotch.
Bert Ridland is a tiny little freshman. Pick on someone your own size.
YOU NAMED LIKE ALL THE FRESHMAN AS YOUR FAVORITES EXCEPT FOR ME
Whoops.
The swag pack is more Jason/Duke/Bert and less Jason/Duke/Bert/Eli. Am I right or am I right?
Where has Eli been? He’s also one of my fave freshies in that he can be tough and sweet at the same time. The whole Eli/Davis/Reagan drama was some good shit, though. I miss the whole swag pack.
I can't wait to see shit go down between Bert/Ernie. Jagger too, but not as much since he's not from Sesame Street.
Their relationship will be one fucked up episode of Sesame Street. I’m not too worried about Jagger, though. I do not ship Jernie or Journey or whatever kids are calling that shit nowadays.
So, January and Bert had sex. It happened. Yep.
The most virgin of virgins had sex? Can you even guess which one I am talking about there because it kind of applies to both. It’s going to be very interesting to see what happens after this mess.