sux gossip

In a town where angst and lust rule, someone has to keep track of it all. Welcome to Lakeview.

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freshman/sophomore ot4 matchmaker pls

this isn't the account anymore silly

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devin and cam make out make out allie and caden should make out caden make out with everyone kira and blaise do the sex jill and emmett do not do the make out trevor and amanda do not do the make out mia and dave do the make out also nik and marlowe are indian beards

Okay so Devin and Cam..I thought Devin was gay but whatever floats your boat. Allie and Caden- what the hell happened to Allie and Noah? I do agree with Caden making out with everyone because everyone should have the pleasure. Kira and Blaise…should I have seen this coming? Did McPerfect and Jill and Emmett both break up? Mia and Dave-that came out of no where. And as for the Indian beards, I wish them good luck on continuing to be Indian beards.

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EVERYONE DID THE SEX IT WAS A GODDAMN ORGY THE POPULATION OF LAKEVIEW WILL EXPLODE IN NINE MONTHS

Aw I missed it.

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everyone went gay and the hipster gays are beginning to revolt

I know about all of the gay, but these 'hipster gays' you are talking about are new. How are they revolting?

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people did the sex

WHICH PEOPLE DID THE SEX YOU ARE NOT BEING SPECIFIC ENOUGH.

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Okay thanks for all that gossip, wow, you sure did fill me in on everything going on in Lakeview.

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Everybody left and people are fucking.

How are people fucking if everyone left?

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I can't keep up with everything. Fill me in and you'll get a free cookie (no promises on the free cookie)

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SEBASTIANKINGS SAID: M Y DIKCK TELLS BETTER GOSSIP THAN U !!!111

fuck you, king

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I lied I don't know how to write a wildcard so I give up.

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fine what's your fav family

HOW CAN I JUST PICK ONE

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Wildcard?

So much effort, but I'll see what I can do.

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What are some of your favorite ships? [Couples, friends, siblings]

This is not a ship blog, sorry!

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Matchmaker - Swag Pack

Though they claim they're just friends, we all know that the Swag Pack has some underlying feelings..or at least some of them do. So what other relationships could they potentially be in if they weren't so involved with each other? Well here are a couple.

Robert Ridland:

Lulu Ford - Though Ms.Ford may be playing for the other team, she still did have feelings for Bert before admitting her feelings for Cassie. There was potential for that relationship and it was cute as hell.

Ruby Shevlin - They both have a thing about their phones. Ruby is obsessed with hers and Bert sends texts that seem to be in a language of his own.

Jason Carr:

Cassie Blue - Jassie was cute. There isn't much more to say than that.

Summer McMuller - It's like a She's All That situation, only Jason is a lot more swaggier and high than Freddie Prinze Jr.

Duke Ellicott:

Serena Garcia - She has the biggest mouth until she talks with Duke. Maybe the cute crush could actually turn into something bigger.

Marisol Winchester - Her cousin sells drugs. Duke does drugs. It's like a match made in Heaven.

Eli Campbell:

Davis Garland - Evolving from a sudden friendship, Elvis then soon became more. Until they stopped. And now I'm not really sure where they're at.

Vivienne Beaulieu - If you think that they're relationship before Viv's departure wasn't adorable then you have no heart and probably don't accept this as a ship.

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swag pack matchmaker because thats bound be just tons of fun and a tiny bit incestuous

I WILL DO IT. But I will do it tomorrow.

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Peace, bitches, I gotta bounce.

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