#berzerkley

[nytshaed]

My candy bowl I made at #glassybaby in #berzerkley with the help of Ursula. I brought my own #vaselineglass #frit that I got from #JackLoranger to make the magic #uv glow. (at Nytshaed's Lair)

[totallyacejasongrace]

Heading to Berkeley 🚈🚊#bart #berzerkley #BayAreaBridalShower

[cheezustakethewheel]

Heard While Walking Past Wurster:

Boy: Dude, I'm in pre-med, and it's so fricken hard

Girl: What do you mean?

Boy: Like, I need a three point— hella high

Girl: Three point hella?

Boy: Yeah, that.

[cheezustakethewheel]

This Actually Just Happened

I was walking back from the bear market through the unit 3 courtyard when I hear someone yell, "Hey!".

Then I look up and I see this guy squatting in his window, and he yells, "I can jump from here. Does that make me a daredevil?"

So I say, "Well, you're really only a daredevil if you do jump." Because that's logical.

Then he yells back, "DID YOU just say that I'm only a daredevil if I actually jump? You know, you could be an accomplice right now to me breaking my legs." And he starts scooting out the window which he is already precariously perched on.

At that point, I didn't want to see anything that could incriminate me as an eyewitness/ potential accomplice, so I was like "SHIT. NO." And then I ran away. So.

[cheezustakethewheel]

Regained Faith in Humanity

Boy 1: [Name] just go to bed!

Boy 2: (puking, cleaning up his puke) No, I feel bad for the workers.

Boy 1: They get paid!

Boy 2: They get paid minimum wage.

[cheezustakethewheel]

Heard At The Cafe Just Now

Girl: In high school, I wanted to be an English major

Guy: Oh, fuck that.

[cheezustakethewheel]

When I was on the BART, I met a lady who majored in Chem E at Berkeley, and she said that she was a missionary now. All this time, I was thinking, "Was it so bad that she had nowhere to turn but God?" Anyways, I haven't slept in two days. How 'bout you?

- a fellow sufferer of the College of Chemistry

[cheezustakethewheel]

Berkeley Homeless Homies on the Deadlock

(On the bus. Two large men sitting face to face, trying to make room for their knees)

Man A: We'll just have to figure out how to compromise.

Man B: Yeah, unlike Congress.

Man A: Haha!

Man B: LOLOLOL