√ Dramionius (Draco x Hermione x Lucius) √ Setting: 7th year of Hogwarts √ 80 chapters √ My score: ❤❤❤ (enjoyable) √ Rating: M √ Language: ***** (close to no mistakes)
Hermione is offered a war-stake by Dumbledore. She ignorantly accepts the beautiful scroll, only to find that she has thereby agreed to become wife to the House of Malfoy. An on-the-go education by Minerva, Molly, and Astoria ensues as Hermione enters formal courtship by Draco and Lucius. Meanwhile Ron’s … Ron, and Harry is sowing his wild oats with Ginny and Luna.
My notes: Kind of like a marriage law fic, but different (yes I know, that description makes so much sense). 72 chapters of buildup until they finally have actual sex, that must be some kind of record! I had a bit of a problem with Hermione, she was too pliable. She let herself being bossed around the entire time, by Draco, Ginny, Lucius,… I didn’t like the way they described McGonagall either, like a sex-addicted drunk or something. Also poor Ron, he doesn’t deserve a role like this!