Sep 15, 2019
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really witty internet comeback*:
"f your nonsense, I'm a whole book."
*only works if their name is paige
Some people simply don't have drip. Try not to be jealous.
Jealous is a diaease get well soon bb 💋
I love being poly. Like, I was able to have this conversation with some douchebag:
“I’ve been in more relationships simultaneously than you have been in your life!”
“I’ve had two girlfriends!”
“Oh, so then I’ve had DOUBLE.”
Like, get wrecked you spork.
OK, SO THE BEST THING HAPPENED TODAY.
So I was in class and we had this group work assaignment thing, and we had to do this worksheet thing together. This dude and I were arguing over what the right answer was, and he got fed up and said, "You know what, go to hell." AND WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT I REPLIED WITH. "I've already been. They made me Queen. AND I KID YOU NOT HIS EYES WERE AS BIG AS SAUCERS AND MY FRIEND WHO WAS IN MY GROUP JUST WENT "OHHHH BURN!"
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Lorelai: Some people are just stupid. Sookie: Yes! And stupid people have stupid friends, and they all had to come here and be stupid together!