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alexeithingy

Sigh… Today is a beautiful. Day. Shatov made me cookies, and as I was about to dip them in my tea, Pyotr came in and stomped on them. Then said they were made from dirt. And that his cooking is better. He tried to make me eat a salmon that was poisoned? Clearly poisoned! How could he? Eh, oh well. Life is beautiful, especially without Stavrogin around. Star emoji star emoji star emoji

My Cookies better. 🍅

That wasn’t salmon 🚫 that was chicken in the pick sauce. You Uncultured Swine 🧑‍🦲 will NEVER understand the magnitude of my 💖 Amazing 🔫 Cooking.

alexeithingy

Hello… Today is a new day. I have woken up to the smell of fresh tea being made for me, by my wonderful Shatov… And then he proceeded to tell to me that I need to stop screaming over my lungs at 12:57 am, coincidentally the same time Verkhovensky is performing elephants foot tonite. What is Tonite.

12:57am tonite💫💫💫💫💫💫

Elephant’s foot at 12:57am tonite

alexeithingy

Oh. What? Ew. There is something that is wrong with you.

that’s what uou GET

Elephant’s foot at 12:57am tonite

#stavrogin's cockquette core #stavrogin's little cockroach #< prev

rknchan

He was such a girls girl for this

cuntyverkhovensky

now imagine if verkhovensky had internet access. had he only a router europe really would have fallen to him i am so serious

#:3

arc-en-sieste

Cooking

Parenting Tip Number One:

Think twice about having children. You’ll never know how they’ll embarrass you and ruin you and wish your entire life had been different. But you can’t change the past can you. It’s too late isn’t it.

Parenting Tip Number Two:

Make sure to pick a cute and meaningful name 😝😝

Yeah!, You should've named my your baby Neekoleigh Sedavrogers. More exotic that way. A special man like him needs a special name. But alas, what's been done is done.

Oh…. How.. pleasant to see you here.. 😐 personally I would suggest a more traditional name.. but to each their own… (it’s not MY fault if you get rejected from society for naming your child something unintelligent)

Ah! Well you see Dearest Varvara it is of MY personal belief that we shall name our children something of significance and certainly not to be forgotten, even better posted on Tikfok and publicly laughed at. Because obviously we are naming our most precious and delicious babies a, nd therefore should not choose a tag that millions have used before. But thank you nonetheless for your input and as always we appreciate you! (sounds of making bombs)

You don’t seem to understand the meaning of my words, or of anything. I wish I could understand you. Perhaps your dear father would explain your viewpoints to me but alas.. I’m not sure he understands you either.. agree to disagree in the end…….. (sound of me whispering to maid don’t let that man near the estate ever again)

Haters gonna hate (stomps my feet and starts singing Fight song Speed Up Nightcore slowed and Reverb🖤⛓🔪)

Among us

Parenting Tip Number One:

Think twice about having children. You’ll never know how they’ll embarrass you and ruin you and wish your entire life had been different. But you can’t change the past can you. It’s too late isn’t it.

Parenting Tip Number Two:

Make sure to pick a cute and meaningful name 😝😝

Yeah!, You should've named my your baby Neekoleigh Sedavrogers. More exotic that way. A special man like him needs a special name. But alas, what's been done is done.

Oh…. How.. pleasant to see you here.. 😐 personally I would suggest a more traditional name.. but to each their own… (it’s not MY fault if you get rejected from society for naming your child something unintelligent)

Ah! Well you see Dearest Varvara it is of MY personal belief that we shall name our children something of significance and certainly not to be forgotten, even better posted on Tikfok and publicly laughed at. Because obviously we are naming our most precious and delicious babies a, nd therefore should not choose a tag that millions have used before. But thank you nonetheless for your input and as always we appreciate you! (sounds of making bombs)

On this most exciting and memorable Occasion I shall of course invite you all to my humble adobe!

And obviously, All Is Invited. Thank you very much.

Dinner will be served at 4:23 AM. Make sure not to be laye! Realest Blessings to all. My beloved followings.

Parenting Tip Number One:

Think twice about having children. You’ll never know how they’ll embarrass you and ruin you and wish your entire life had been different. But you can’t change the past can you. It’s too late isn’t it.

Parenting Tip Number Two:

Make sure to pick a cute and meaningful name 😝😝

#Welcome Varvara to our most beloved Tumblr I have faith that we could all have a most amazing time here!#👏👏👏

Yeah!, You should've named my your baby Neekoleigh Sedavrogers. More exotic that way. A special man like him needs a special name. But alas, what's been done is done.

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