#best post?

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Im gonna make a post

Its gonna have the good post words

Everyone's gonna like this post

That i'll make

The best post

Here Goes:

Villemsborg Gornectaty

[speaching]

Went to go see Smile yesterday...it sucked

Wouldn't recommend watching it unless you leave right after the house fire

Spoilers

This is basically gonna be the plot...so...yeah

So there's this creature, curse, thing, and it latches on to people through their trauma with death. If someone how has the "curse" kills themselves or someone else and you witness it, it goes to you and they're free. (The curse basically possesses them to make the infected person pass it on)

Main character decides to go to her childhood home away from everyone to survive the week in hopes it'll go away if she lives longer than anyone infected in the past so far. She faces her trauma and lights the monster on fire, killing it, and burning her childhood home down

✨️Defeating her trauma✨️

(Great way to end it! Leave it there! It's a good ending to a good movie and it opens up a conversation about getting through your trauma irl! But we can't have nice things here)

She drives to her friends house and asks to sleep off the rough 5(?) Days she's had

Plot twist!

Oh no! He's the monster and chases her. She runs through the door and Ah!! She's infront of her childhood home, and it's perfectly fine. She never left!

Her friend drives up and she runs back inside to not pass it to him.

He breaks the door down and the cycle continues *jazz hands*

I hate when movies do this so much! It was a good movie, with a good message and ending, but they ruined it because they want to possibility for a sequel!

They even have a sequel possibility in the story! Something something "every few years the cycle starts again". There, perfect, give her her happy ending and make your sequel elsewhere a few years later!

Also the amount of gore had no purpose

"But it's a horror movie"

Yeah, but we didn't need to see the body of the guy who bludgeoned himself 20 minutes later when we already knew it happened! You can have gore and it all still be relatively plot relevant! You can have horror movies with a happy ending!

This wasn't a scary movie. It was gory but it wasn't scary. It was alright until the end then it sucked.

Anyway, rant over. Watch it or don't. I'd just suggest leaving early, it's a better story.