Hey Ya butts!! Lets Be Fernds!!

38 -he/him- IF YOURE ARTSY YOURE WELCOME TO DRAW ANY OF MY QUOTES. JUST TAG ME SO I CAN SEE. I DONT EVEN CARE FOR CREDIT LOL Love comic book stuff. Marvel. Dc. Big deadpool fan. LOZ and other nintendo. Basically if its cool i reblogs!

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Louise Belcher telling the waitress ‘he wanted mashed potatoes’

Regular sized Rudy staring at his plate murmuring ‘its ok’

[devilh0rnsinc]

i can totally see this happening, this is canon (i gave it a lil’ twist) ✨

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

When i die

My final sleep

I beg, dont cry

Dont softly weep

I am at rest

In pain no more

I did my best

Your mom's a whore

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Disney hasnt released a "first gay character" in a while i wonder if they're ok

[fallout-lou-begas]

for every note this post gets she'll run faster

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[depsidase]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Yes!! It was about being lazy!!

Stagehand: Why am i hanging this gun on the wall?

Director: Ambiance!

Stagehand: No one's getting shot?

Director: No!

Stagehand: Fuck it. No gun.

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[originaldouble]

First playdate (or not)