Hey Ya butts!! Lets Be Fernds!!

38 -he/him- IF YOURE ARTSY YOURE WELCOME TO DRAW ANY OF MY QUOTES. JUST TAG ME SO I CAN SEE. I DONT EVEN CARE FOR CREDIT LOL Love comic book stuff. Marvel. Dc. Big deadpool fan. LOZ and other nintendo. Basically if its cool i reblogs!

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Louise Belcher telling the waitress ‘he wanted mashed potatoes’

Regular sized Rudy staring at his plate murmuring ‘its ok’

[devilh0rnsinc]

i can totally see this happening, this is canon (i gave it a lil’ twist) ✨

[fairyinthetrees]

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

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[rslashrats]

its funny when "dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of hunting and killing prey" gets shared as this "creepy" thing when human toys are really the same. we made soft swords so we could pretend to fight to the death without actually gutting each other

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

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Yes!! It was about being lazy!!

Stagehand: Why am i hanging this gun on the wall?

Director: Ambiance!

Stagehand: No one's getting shot?

Director: No!

Stagehand: Fuck it. No gun.

[of-sanguine-eyes]

Propmaster: "A real gun."

Director: "Well, it doesn't actually fire, but yes."

Propmaster: "Even if it doesn't actually fire, I need to secure it until it goes on stage and then when it comes off."

Director: "...really?"

Propmaster: "YES REALLY."

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To add to this^

Set designer: you want me to mount it on the stage? On a big wooden plaque?

Director: Yes thats how guns are displayed

Set designer: these 'walls' are made of fabric and paper sir. They cannot support a thumb tac. We painted the 'family photos' on them. This gun is not happening.

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I cant believe The End of Oak Street broke the rule of Chekhov's Titanoboa. (If you show a Titanoboa on screen in the first two acts, it had better fucking eat someone by the third!)

[inkr-yr]

I tried using a different drawing app and it was actual torture after being so used to IbisPaint 😿

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this! I had so much fun drawing it.

In case anyone is wondering what species they are, here’s the list:

Yang – Golden Retriever

Ruby – Wolf

Weiss – Arctic Fox

Blake – Panther

[segamascott]

queen

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[teaboot]

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Oh yeah here's another place from my work place

It's stairs that no one uses

[elodieunderglass]

The feeling you have evoked is their use

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This and bleeding out after you rescued the child and killed the bad guy

[zdr-77]

I love them so much

Scrunklies

Forgive me for the Rutherford erasure, I might expand this drawing and add him in as well as render it a bit better

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Pov: You're Rutherford and T'lynn doing a ventriloquist comedy act for the Star Fleet Follies talent show and pot luck

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[mockva]

Roll cotton with ash, press down and rub hard. Sparks jump out fast. A wild, gear-free fire method anyone can learn

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At the abandoned camp site of the last survivor who died under mysterious circumcisions

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Hey pro tip dont use slide texting

[mockva]

Roll cotton with ash, press down and rub hard. Sparks jump out fast. A wild, gear-free fire method anyone can learn

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

At the abandoned camp site of the last survivor who died under mysterious circumcisions

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

When i die

My final sleep

I beg, dont cry

Dont softly weep

I am at rest

In pain no more

I did my best

Your mom's a whore

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Disney hasnt released a "first gay character" in a while i wonder if they're ok

[fallout-lou-begas]

for every note this post gets she'll run faster