Jan 13, 2012
I collect Asian hair. You look like a fine specimen.
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I collect Asian hair. You look like a fine specimen.
A proposal
GUY: marry me. btw I can kick your ass at blackjack to the point that you'd hate. pure hate.
GIRL: that sounds like a terrible marriage.
GUY: Okay how about we get married and then we go take over las vegas by storm!
GIRL: ok let's do it.
Will you marry me? I'm looking for a trophy wife. You will be well taken care of. Thx.
Tea is low-key
GUY: you know, I'd really like to meet you.
GIRL: we can make that happen as long as we keep it low-key. something like tea. do you think tea rhyming with low-key is a coincidence? unlikely.
Glasses
Guy: I used to think about free will a lot. Then I realized if you don't believe in randomness in the universe it's a moot question.
Girl: they say randomness is only the incompleteness of our knowledge. i'm not sure who "they" are but they wear glasses so they're probably right
Guy: Glasses? I don't have them so I'm skeptical.
Sushi
Guy: I see you're a sushi fan. What are some of your favorite places to go?
Girl: the japanese supermarket!
Guy: Really? You don't go out to eat? I have some incredible spots out here in Walnut Creek.
Girl: it was a total lie. I eat out for 98% of my meals.
Guy: I like martial arts.
I wanna fuck you. Can we make that possible?
We'd enjoy discussing junk DNA as an antenna/transmitter over a smokey snack.