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These Fort Collins Restaurants Have the Best Ranch in Town

Because if you like ranch dressing, you'll take this seriously. We ranked the best creamy dippin' sauces so you didn't have to. It was our journalistic duty.

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All i want for Christmas is....

Top 5 Reasons Ranch is better than anything you are going to get for Christmas.

1. People have crappy taste in gifts and often buy people gifts that they thought that person might have wanted. These gifts are never ranch.

2. Kids these days are spoiled. They all want iPads, phones, flat screens, and all sorts of ridiculous things. All they need is Ranch.

3. Be Cost Effective-- For the $100 you were going to spend on a giftcard to applebees (don't bother, their ranch is horrid) you could buy 33 bottles of ranch, or go to a good restaurant and order 25 orders of fries, that pair amazingly with good restaurant ranch.

4. No Risk-- If you ask for fancy presents you risk being disappointment because thats what happens when you are greedy. If all you ask for is ranch A. it is cheap so you might get it and B. if you dont get it is cheap and great so you can buy it yourself.

5. Prevents Deaths-- Every year tens of people are trampled in malls and Walmarts across the country by over zealous present shoppers. If you ask for a tickle-me-elmo, an ipad, or the new Bieber tracks, you are just asking for your parents to get mauled and killed by accident.  FACT : the supply of ranch dressing is much more stable and people are less likely to die getting it for you.

Visa Vie: Ranch dressing is the best ever Christmas gift.