HOLY HELL I WAS IN RP HEAVEN!! With allonsyimpossiblegirl
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AG: Eridan???????? Wh8t do you want?
CA: you and i havve had some
CA: differences in the past i suppose
CA: you being a lowwer blood and all
CA: i am barin my glubbin soul here
AG: Are you going to try to m8ke me your m8tesprit or something?
CA: you arent wworthy of bein my matesprite
CA: wwith your filthy lowwer blood
AG: Well you sure seemed interested in a kism8situde 8efore. Ew. No matter how high and mighty your 8lood is, I would never 8e in one of your quadr8nts. Eeeeeeeeever.
CA: wwhale fin you can be all alone then
AG: Don't 8e ash8med, Eridan. Like everyone has flushed for me at one point. It's just 8ecause I'm so fa8ulous.
CA: vvris i wwas just gonna sea if you could use your mind shit to maim the scum suckin yelloww blooded filth
AG: Not that I wouldn't love the opportunity.
CA: for reasons that dont need to be heard by the likes of you obvviously
AG: If you won't give me a re8son, then I won't do it.
CA: i am wwillin to givve you somefin i found on my larp session
AG: What old 8ook????????
CA: perhaps you knoww of it
AG: Ugh! Fine, I'll do it! Just give me the 8ook first!!!!!!!!
AG: How can I 8e sure that you'll pay up?
CA: do you think i am a wwriggler i knoww you wwont do anyfin if i givve you the book
CA: and besidees a royal like me alwways keeps his wword
CA: wwe havve decency unlike some uncivvilized trolls
AG: Yeah, right. Ok. Just t8ll me wh8re the 8ook is and I'll do 8t.
AG: How did you even find it anyw8y?
AG: Did you r8id my stash!?!?!?!?
CA: the book is in a package wwaitin to be mailed to you once i see the results of your wwork
CA: and wwhy wwould i wwant to put my hands on that pile of trash
CA: i found it in a abandoned ship
AG: It's like, eight million times 8etter than yours!
CA: in a place you cant reach because you are stuck on land
AG: What do you even want the y8llow-8lood to do anyw8y?
CA: oh please theres no magical items in your stash
CA: and i wwant you to make him hurt ara a little
AG: Th8re's no such thing as magic, and I have more tre8sure than you eeeeeeeever will.
AG: Other than the color of her 8lood, why would I want to hurt Aradia?
CA: because i knoww her plans for you
AG: She has pl8ns for me???????? That 8itch!
CA: thats right she has plans
AG: Yeah, right. What pl8ns?
CA: all those people you fed to your lusus
CA: she plans on gettin their ghosts to haunt you
CA: in revvenge of hurting tavvros
AG: Pfft. I'm sure I can t8ke a little haunting.
CA: thats wwhat you say noww
AG: Eridan they're everywhere
CA: as i said she has plans for you
AG: That fucking 8itch!!!!!!!!
AG: All right. Fine. I'll do it. 8ut you 8etter give me the 8ook after!!!!!!!!
CA: of course eridan ampora ALWWAYS keeps his wword
AG: Ye8h. Wh8tever. We'll 8oth get revenge. >::::D
AG: W8, why do you even want Ar8dia to 8e hurt anyway?
CA: because she is sols wweak spot
CA: its the shore wway to hurt him
AG: So this isn't rev8nge on Aradia you w8nt, then???????? Iiiiiiiinteresting.
AG: And to m8ke him hurt her! Ha! That'll finish him!
CA: he wwill nevver forgivve himself and you wwill be rid of the ghosts
AG: -does the mind thing-
CA: -Sits back and takes out a royal stamp to ensure quick delvvery of the book-
CA: wwhat exactly did you do
AG: You'll find out. :::;)
AG: The ghosts sure aren't 8ugging me anym8re!
AG: You can 8other Sollux if you're worri8ed a8out results........
CA: wwell as i said the book is yours i am shore i wwill hear is pathetic snivveling at somepoint
AG: That's all he ever does. Snivel snivel snivel!!
CA: wwhat can you expect from filth like him
AG: Why do you want rev8nge on Soooooooollux anyw8y?
AG: Other than 8eing a 8ipolar jerk.
CA: -looks across his room at the smoldering wwreckage that used to be his computer, desk and bookshelf-
CA: he wwas a fuckin dick is wwhat
AG: Why am I not surpr8sed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a p8ckage to aw8it.
AG: I hope so, at least! For your s8ke. :::;)
CA: you dont need to hope vvris as i said
CA: a royal wwill alwways keep his wword
AG: You can't trust any8ne these days........
AG: Even if they are a roy8l.
CA: wwell wwhatevver you wwill get your stupid book soon
CA: i paid highly for the express shippin
AG: It is not stupid! It's 8etter than you'll ev8r 8e.
CA: wwhatevver kelps you sleep at night i suppose
AG: Oh, hahahahahahahaha.
AG: I h8ve to go get this "stupid" 8ook. I hope you're happy with the rev8nge I wre8ked for you.
AG: Actually, I don't even c8re.
CA: i got payback at sollux and i got rid of a filthy wworthless book
CA: wwhy wwouldnt i be happy
CA: go pick up your stupid book vvris
AG: -leaves hu8top and looks at package-
CA: -looks at his pristine and properly polished nails-
AG: All in one pi8ce, I see.
CA: unlike if it wwere in the hands of land dwwelling trash i knoww howw to take care of books and other such things
AG: Even if you are a sea dw8ller, I'm still a 8etter flarper than you.
AG: How many times have I 8eaten you?
AG: Like eeeeeeeeight million.
CA: exaggerations and besides its not the amount but the quality
AG: Quality? Pfft. It's not like you have more tre8sure than me.
CA: the wways i havve defeated you are much more amafin and pan explodin
CA: dont be so shore about that
AG: "pan explodin", huh? I'm sure Feferi's think pan has exploded.
AG: How would you feel a8out that????????
CA: you leavve her out of this filth
CA: you are just bitter as fuck because you dont evven havve a moirail
AG: Yeah, like I need a moir8il. Unlike some trolls, I do just f8ne on my own. Actually, I'm the 8est on my own!!!!!!!!
CA: only because you dont knoww wwhat its like to havve someone peasent
AG: Oh, now I'm a peasant. At least I'm not a w8ird seadweller! And like I s8id! I'm the 8est even without anyone.
CA: of course you are a peasent
CA: wwhat else wwould you be
CA: -scoffs a little and turns up his nose-
AG: I'm a 8lue 8lood. That's practically land roy8lty.
CA: but a far cry from ACTUAL royalty
AG: Ugh. Whatever. I don't need to 8e roy8l to 8eat everyone.
AG: And that's all that reeeeeeeeally matters.
CA: and you wwill still fail in the end probubbly
AG: Me? I have aaaaaaaall the luck. I'm never going to f8il.
CA: the magic black ball correct
AG: Oh, you mean those crappy magic 8 8alls?
AG: Those ar8n't my luck. Duhhhhhhhh.
CA: so wwhat is your luck
CA: those wweird magic dice shit you havve
AG: Nothing iiiiiiiis my luck. I just h8ve it! M8y8e you can't contempl8te that, 8ecause you're all roy8l and shit, 8ut not everyone needs things to 8e lucky. :::;)
CA: -raises his eyebrowws at his computer- wwatervve you say but if you need lucky magic items i am shore i can be bargind wwith
CA: i scratch your back you mess wwith people or wwhat the fuck evver
AG: Pfft. I don't need luck. Do you w8nt me to mind-control some suck8r ag8in?
CA: not at the moment i am still wwaitin for sol to start his stupid wwhinin ovver wwatervver you did to ara
AG: He hasn't sniveled yet???????? Funny, I th8ught that he'd definitely 8e his own little whiny s8lf 8y now.
AG: M8y8e he's just too shocked........
CA: wwhat did you you do anywways
AG: Like I s8id, you'll find out.
CA: ugh fine wwhatevver just so long as it hurt him
CA: its not revvenge if it didnt do shit to him
AG: Oh, you can 8e suuuuuuuure.
CA: be shore that it hurt him
CA: wwell fuck i hope so because if not it wwould havve been a wwaste of my fuckin time
AG: Trust me. I enj8yed it more than you did.
CA: i wwill enjoy it so long as he suffers
AG: Oh, I c8n't w8 any longer! Ar8dia's de8d.
AG: Or, at least, she should 8e.
CA: or you made sol kill her
CA: -A smile creeps across his face- he wwill nevver get ovver this and suffer at the hands of wwhat he has done
CA: i bet she didnt sea it comin
AG: I wouldn't put anything ag8inst her. What a fre8k.
AG: The spirits of the de8d or some shit like that pro8a8ly told her.
AG: 8ut Sollux will 8e........
CA: as broken as his retarded lusus
AG: So if he's not sniveling yet, he will. Don't w8rry. It hurt.
CA: i look forwward to his pathetic crys of disgustin peasanty self pity
AG: His tears will run as filthily as his 8lood does.
AG: I pl8n to 8e loooooooong gone for that.
CA: its not like he wwill knoww it wwas you
CA: he doesnt havve the pan capacity to process a brilliant plan such as this
AG: Haha, that's for sure!
AG: He l8kes to pretend like he knows everything with his hu8tops and shit. 8ut he's n8t much m8re than a wriggler!!!!!!!!
CA: honestly i am surprised that he evven made it out of the broodin cavvrens
AG: I think that a8out h8lf these douche8ags.
CA: speakin of people makin it out of the broodin cavverns wwhat about your hulking muscle beast pet
AG: Equius???????? He's gross. What a8out him?
CA: wwhy does he associate himself wwith that cat beast troll
AG: Nepeta? I don't know, and I don't w8nt to know.
AG: If we're 8eing honest here, the cat girl sc8res me more than the cr8zy muscle guy does.
CA: wwhat for she is nothin but a piece of trash that wwriggled out of the cavverns by some stupid miracle
AG: H8ve you ever seen her when someone challenges her idiotic "ships"?
AG: She goes all cat-psycho.
AG: Nothing I couldn't take, I me8n, 8ut still.
AG: App8rently, she ships re8l trolls.
AG: Like, aaaaaaaall of us.
CA: wwhy the hell wwould she do that
AG: I don't kn8w. She's messed-up.
CA: wwho does she ship people wwith anywways
CA: i bet she has some stupid fucked up peasenty ships
AG: She ships, like, eeeeeeeeveryone. The one th8t I saw her get her cl8ws out a8out was........
AG: You and Sollux........
CA: -Jerks back awway from his computer and almost falls to the floor-
AG: App8rently it's a thing!!!!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!!
AG: At least she seems to th8nk so!
CA: she doesnt knoww anyfin
AG: I think she "ships" it in the 8lack quadrant... And you did just h8re me to m8ke him suffer........
AG: This is hilaaaaaaaarious.
AG: -wipes tear from eye from laughter-
CA: wwell i bet she ships you wwith someone stupid as wwell
AG: I 8n't asking!!!!!!!! XXXD
CA: probubbly your swweaty pet or someone incompetent like i dont knoww
CA: that she probubbly ships you wwith equ or tavv
CA: perhaps both but in different quadrants
AG: She wouldn't daaaaaaaare ship me with anyone I don't like. And I h8 8oth of them!
CA: then its in the black quardrant
CA: anywways are you implyin that you DO like someone
AG: Oh not like tht8t!!!!!!!!
AG: And not in a kism8sis way!
CA: thats wwhat you tell yourself vvris
CA: thats wwhat you tell yourself
AG: What is that supposed to me8n? Are yoooooooou flushed for someone?
CA: -purses his lips and rolls his eyes-
CA: yeah flushed as fuck for sol
CA: buncha disgustin loww bloods
AG: I wonder wh8t she'd do if one of these so-c8lled "ships" actually happened?
CA: probably havve a heart attack or attack equ in her excitment
AG: I w8nt to see that!!!!!!!!
AG: I'm going to tell her that one of them is together!
CA: and wwhat pathetic little ship are you goin to tell her about
AG: You and Sollux! XXXXD
AG: -pesters nepeta a8out canonity of ship-
AG: 8ecause it's hilaaaaaaaarious!
CA: JUST TELL HER ABOUT SOME STUPID SHIP BETWWEEN YOU AND SOME FITH
AG: Look at how flust8red you are!
AG: -is still laughing maniacally-
CA: -smooths his hair back and frowwns-
CA: wwhy wwould i be flustered
CA: there is no reason to get flustered
AG: H8s she 8ugged you a8out it yet????????
AG: She s8id that she's 8sking you right now!
CA: -opens up the neww chat and is assaulted by wwords and a green font-
AG: Well when she finds out that Sollux actu8lly killed Ar8dia, I'm going to vouch that yoooooooou were the one to w8nt it.
CA: -Is trying to tell Nep that is all bullshit but cant get a wword in-
AG: -pesters nepeta that "eridan was the one to m8ke me use sollux to kill aradia"-
AG: Kism8sis! I think she's dr8wing stuff!!!!!!!!
AG: This is soooooooo gr8.
CA: -Doesnt evven bother tryin to read wwhat nep is sayin "WWhat vvris is sayin is ludicruis poppycock and yeah shore i am so blakc for sol it hurts"-
AG: Flustered flustered flustered!!!!!!!!
CA: i blame you for this land dwwellin peasanty shit that is happenin right noww
AG: You are soooooooo flustered.
CA: besides wwhos the one that got flustered wwhen i mentioned equ and tavv
CA: so wwhich one are you flushed for
AG: I wasn't flustered! Just disgust8d!
CA: look wwhat wwhat you havve done vvris
CA: SHES SENDIN ME SHITTY LAND PICTURES
AG: I knoooooooow! It's pretty 8eautiful isn't it? XXXXD
AG: ((i'm actually laughing so hard this is hilarious))
CA: -Is going through the pictures- oh cod oh cod wwhat the evver lovvin fuck
AG: You did this to yourself, Eridan!!!!!!!!
CA: ((Oh this is too funny, mind if I post it on tumblr wwhen all is said and done?))
AG: ((totally! this is so great!! can i post it too?))
CA: wwell you wwill fuckin suffer wwith me
CA: -Begins to send the pictures to vvris-
AG: She's a pretty talented artist!
CA: i havve to agree wwith the talent but wwas it really necessary to draww some of these
CA: -looks ovver his shoulder in case his lusus wwalks in-
AG: Well, I did want to see wh8t would h8ppen if one of her silly ships h8ppened! And looks like this is what h8ppens!
CA: -makes a face and goes to the next picture then hastily trys to delete it-
AG: She's either dr8wing these reeeeeeeeally fast or she's had these prep8red!
CA: i hope she wwas just really fast at drawwin
AG: I don't know if it's even p8ssi8le to dr8w that fast!
AG: She's had these prep8red, Eridan!
AG: This is soooooooo hilarious. I'm telling eeeeeeeeveryone.
CA: wwell if this wwas hidden awway then wwho knowws wwhat other kinda pictures she has
CA: DO THAT AND I WWILL ASK FOR SOME SHITTY SHIP ABOUT YOU
AG: No waaaaaaaay! Like I s8id, she would neeeeeeeeever ship anyone without my permission.
AG: -8others karkat and terezi "did you hear? eridan and sollux are 8lack for each other!"-
CA: i still bet she has some secret picture of you and someone hidden awway
AG: I'll go 8sk. If I can even s8y anything. She's going insaaaaaaaane.
CA: -is noww being pestered by kar "THE FUCK ERIDAN ARE YOU SERIOUS"-
AG: -trollian dings: it's equius-
AG: -"D--> what did you do to my nepeta"-
CA: -Terezi begins to pester "H3H3H3 3R1D4N D1DNT TH1NK YOU 4ND SOL..."-
AG: Soooooooo? What do the others have to say a8out your little 8l8ckrom????????
CA: almost as foul as her blood
AG: -pesters sollux a8out it 8y mistake-
AG: -gets sniveling 8ack-
AG: Oh my God! Sollux is sniveling!
AG: Snivel snivel snivel! Isn't thaaaaaaaat what you wanted?
CA: hes finally lettin his little lip quivver
CA: couldnt evven go a day wwith out cryin like a little wwriggler
AG: -copies and sends to nepeta-
AG: -"eridan reeeeeeeeeally h8tes him"
AG: Nepeta agrees!!!!!!!!
AG: -is cackling so hard that equius pesters a8out sanity level-
CA: -His trollian dings and its sollux "hey fii2hdiick hat the fuck ii2 thii2 2hiit about u22 beiing iin 2ome quadrant together?"-
CA: ho the fuck does sol kno about this stupid lie you told nep
CA: DID YOU FUCKIN TELL HIM
AG: I might have spre8d it around a little........ XXXD
CA: -"2iiriiou2ly ED you can ju2t fuck off riight no you 2tupiid fii2h faced riiggler"-
CA: stupid lo blood ho dare he speak to ME like such
AG: Don't try to d8ny it, Eridan! You're soooooooooooooooo flustered! Th8t even needed sixteen o's to emph8size!
CA: i dont knoww wwwwhat you are talkin about
CA: -His computer starts to spark- wwhat the fuck
AG: You're so flustered. You might as well just adm8t it. You actu8lly aaaaaaaare 8lack for Sollux.
AG: -gets message "caligulasAquarium's device has exploded."
AG: Sollux must actu8lly 8e 8lack for him toooooooo!
CA: -Gets on his hubtop- that fuckin piece of filth
CA: i must go and find somethin to ruin his life
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is 8etter than when I pushed Tavros off the cl8ff!!!!!!!!
AG: 8ut you've already ruined it? Remem8eeeeeeeer?
AG: Ar8dia's de8d! Just rem8nd him who killed her!
CA: i wwill tell him it wwas you
CA: and he wwill forget this wwhole fuckin blackrom cra
AG: And 8esides. He's too entrenched in self-h8tred to even consider that it was actu8lly me on the controls.
AG: Like you s8id. He doesn't have the think p8n cap8city.
CA: im shore that if i tell him enough times it wwil evventually get into this pan
AG: Do you reeeeeeeeally think that'll work on a low 8lood like him? 8etter not to try.
CA: i wwould probubbly strain myself tryin anywways
AG: Exactly! He's so d8nse.
AG: And he technically killed Ar8dia anyw8y!
CA: i wwonder if he can evven wwrap his pan around that thought
CA: hes probubbly just sittin here in his pathetic little hivve wwonderin wwhere his little flush crush wwent
AG: I wonder if Nepeta shipped th8t........
AG: Is she still sending you dr8wings?
CA: wwhy does she havve some MANY
AG: Oh well, if anyth8ng, Sollux is pro8a8ly getting the dr8wings too. Does that s8tisfy your revenge?
AG: I'm going to go 8sk him if he's getting dr8wings!
AG: -pesters sollux a8out drawings-
AG: -sollux responds with a decisive YE2-
AG: Ha! He's getting them toooooooo
CA: -Trollian dings "hey fii2hdiick wwhat the fuck ii2 up wiith the piics about u2. why the fuck ii2 NP 2endiing me thii2 2hiit"-
CA: howw the fuck does he wwant me to answwer this shiit
CA: -coughs into his fist-
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is priceless!!!!!!!!
AG: Tell him that you're actu8lly 8lack for him! Duh!
CA: -Tells Sollux to go die in some scummy land hole that he belongs in and that he hates him with the blackest feelings he can muster-
CA: there you fuckin happy vvris
AG: -pesters sollux "what did he s8y"
AG: Ha! You actually said you were 8lack for him!!!!!!!!
CA: wwhat else wwas i supposed to fuckin say
AG: Now are you actu8lly 8lack for him????????
CA: no i fuckin hate his disgustin face
CA: wwhy the fuck wwould i wwant to be a quadrant wwith somefin like him
AG: Are you laughing? 8ecause I'm laughing. Laugh laugh laugh! Hahahahahahahaha!
CA: -Goes to nep and asks a favvour of her-
AG: I'll 8e laughing a8out this for a good while now!
CA: -Nep sends him a drawwing of vvris and kan-
CA: i knoww wwho she ships you wwith
AG: Yeeeeeeeeah. Like she ships me with aaaaaaaanyone.
CA: -sends her the picture-
AG: It's awfully nice of Nepeta to ship Kanaya with me, 8ecause she's soooooooo o8viously flushed for me. And I re8lly don't feel the s8me way.
CA: wwhat a pity because some of the other pictures here are quite the sight
CA: -Smiles wide as he flips through the giant folder-
AG: Send them. Aaaaaaaall of them. See if I c8re.
AG: -turns away from computer-
CA: -one picture at a time-
AG: -still can't see them, is turned away-
AG: -thinks they're done and turns around-
AG: -literally falls out of chair-
AG: Yes. Here and veeeeeeeery unharmed.
CA: took you quite a wwhile to answwer me
AG: That doesn't mean anyth8ng! I was doing import8nt stuff!
CA: i shudder to think wwhat that might be
AG: -tries to mind-control nepeta to delete every picture-
CA: and wwhat are you cursin about
AG: Soooooooo not flustered!
AG: Perfectly norm8l thank you very much!
CA: i think you wwere affected by those pictures after all
CA: perhaps i should share them wwith kan
AG: Do if you want, it's not like I c8re!
CA: -raises his eyebrows-
CA: -proceeds to send them one by one to kan-
AG: -gets pestered 8y kanaya: What Is The Meaning Of This-
AG: Soooooooo not flust8red.
CA: shes thankin me for the pictures
AG: Thank8ng you? Well, I me8n, she would 8e. She's soooooooo flushed for me. It's kind of s8d that I don't feel that way a8out her.
AG: She's just so p8thetic, y'know?
CA: she said she wwill savve the pictures
AG: S8ve them? No!!!!!!!! Why the f8ck would 8nyone w8nt to s8ve s8meth8ng like th8t!!!!!!!!
AG: -tries to mind control kanaya to delete them-
AG: Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
CA: you sound a little too wworked up for someone wwho doesnt care
AG: No! I me8n it! I re8lly, honestly, don't g8ve a shit!
CA: then wwhy wwould it matter if she savved the pictures
AG: 8ecause they're disgust8ng, that's why!!!!!!!!
CA: wwell she obvviously thinks other wwise
AG: I swe8r, if she........
AG: Hold on. I'm getting a mess8ge.
AG: -it's from kanaya "Do You Really Feel That Way A8out Me Vriska"
AG: She th8nks I'm fl8shed for her now!!!!!!!!
CA: -bursts out laughing-
AG: Well, I guess you got your r8venge then, Eridan!
AG: Isn't that wh8t you w8nted? Rev8nge?
CA: isnt that wwaht wwe all wwant
AG: 8n't that the truth!!!!!!!!
AG: Well, now that we've 8oth h8d our fun, how a8out we call this whole thing off?
CA: are you askin for a truth
AG: Yes, Dualscar. I'm 8sking for a truce.
AG: As much as it p8ins me.
CA: i suppose wwe can mindfang
AG: Now you t8ll Kanaya that I'm not fl8shed for her, and I'll t8ll Sollux that you're not fl8shed for him!
CA: one the count of three
CA: -troll kan and tells her vvris isnt flushed, they were just some pictures he found-
AG: -messages sollux that it's all a lie-
AG: Now I'm going to t8lk to Kanaya and she 8etter s8y that you told her the tr8th.
AG: -messages kanaya "Wh8t did Eridan tell you????????"
AG: -kanaya says "That You Aren't Actually Flushed For Me"
AG: All right. You've d8ne the right th8ng.
CA: -gets a message from sollux "VVrii2ka had better been telliing the truth and that iit2 all some 2tupiid 2hiit"-
CA: seems like you did as wwell
AG: -8iggest eye roll yet-
AG: Ye8h, 8luh 8luh 8luh.
AG: I'm still 8etter th8n you.
CA: dong glub glub glub at me filth
AG: Yeah, wh8tever. I'm the one who just ruined your roy8l-ass life, then fixed it ag8in.
CA: dont forget filth wwhos the one wwith the powwer to respark that wwhole kanvvris flush crush
CA: thats wwhat i thought
AG: I'd reeeeeeeeally like to riddle your ship full of 8urning holes right now.
CA: it wwouldnt matter i cant drowwn fool and besides howw wwould you evvvven touch me you dont havve a boat of your owwn
AG: I meant in flarp, you idiot!!!!!!!!
CA: cant livve up to mindfangs image huh
AG: Ugh. -more eye rolling- Like you're a worthy Dualscar.
CA: i am the only one wworth of anythin
AG: Yeah, you wish!!!!!!!!
CA: -hums to himself- do you really wwant to break this truce so quickly
AG: Th8t's a good point. It is a nice truce.
CA: important royal things
AG: Important roy8l things?
CA: important royal things that are too good for your ears
AG: Important roy8l things like picking up the rem8ins of the device Sollux explod8d????????
CA: -glares at his husktop- more like tell terezi howw to take care of you
AG: Wh8t is that supposed to me8n????????
CA: -tells terezi how to contact Doc Scratch- you wwill find out
AG: Ugh. Once ag8in, with my luck, you'll pro8a8ly end up 8eing the one on the ground! Ha
CA: she had a good offerin payment
CA: -sits back and wwaits for wwhatevver is supposed to happen-
AG: Wh8t could she eeeeeeeever do for y8u?
CA: slober on sols husktops and annoy kar till he trys to send a vvirus and makes his owwn husktop explode
AG: That's going to 8e hilaaaaaaaarious.
CA: and in return she just asked for some MAGIC advvice
AG: Eridan, magic isn't re8l.
AG: And miiiiiiiine's the gr8test.
AG: -cue 8all explodes in face-
AG: -lies on floor 8leeding-
AG: ((god eridan you're just the secret puppetmaster of everything that happened in a5a2))
AG: -is still lying on floor-
CA: (Eridan is the mastermind)
AG: ((headcanon accepted))
AG: I'm never going to forgive you for th8s.
CA: i thought your LUCK wwas the greatest
AG: You're pro8a8ly getting off on this! You're so mess8d-up! Ugh!
CA: i think you should pay her in kind because i only told her about a magic bein a read in a book
AG: Do you h8ve ANY IDEA what just h8ppened to me????????!!!!!!!!
CA: -is chuckling to himself sadistically-
CA: oh no wwhat happened vvris
AG: You're so fucking condescending!!!!!!!! If only yoooooooou could 8e the Empress inste8d of Fef!!!!!!!!
AG: You know wh8t? You're aaaaaaaall going to pay!!!!!!!!
CA: -Has cleaned up the mess in the corner- wwell i suppose you should take care of terezi then shouldnt you
AG: That's r8ght. That 8itch will g8t what's coming to h8r!!!!!!!!
CA: sounds like she did some disgustin peasant movve to hurt you
AG: I just lost seven eyes!!!!!!!! S8ven!!!!!!!!!
AG: She only lost two!!!!!!!! How is this in any w8y f8ir!!!!!!!!
CA: i suppose it wwill hinder her slightly
CA: doesnt she livve in a tree or some shit
AG: Yes. And she h8ngs her stuffed dr8gons out the wind8w for "justice."
AG: You kn8w, this is aaaaaaaall your fault!!!!!!!!
CA: i just told her about someone in a book
CA: shes the one wwho took your eyes awway
AG: Mark my words, Dualsc8r. I will get my rev8nge!!!!!!!!
AG: -eridan gets a message "arachnidsGrip has disconnected"-
