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Three Devils: One Night in Ishgard
Thank-you all for coming for the event. Sorry it had a slow start and that it went to midnight! I hope you all had fun. Since it was so late i will post the fluff as a tumblr thing and submit it to @astralagents
longrp?
Admin, please tell me if you would like this to be taken off.
The url was kind of ambiguous, it didn’t really give me a sense of what the rp was about. I can’t see the icon, so it isn’t of my concern, and it will not influence the way I give my opinion. I haven’t seen this theme used, but it is quite nice, and I like the pop-up navigation. I like the plot, it’s well-written, but it is also very common. This is an appless, but it’s different because this is a twitter rp. You’re also super active! I was looking at your links and (by the time I refreshed your home page) you got so many new asks, I’m very impressed.
Overall, this looks super great and has a lot of potential, and I’m even considering joining. If I’m being honest. I might recommend this to one of my friends, Jackie, who I know tends to like twitter rps. I don’t see any flaws, so I’m going to rec this!
9.9/10
Adult!AU II @unlikehisname
Kuroko sighed as he slipped into the house, rubbing his temples with a frown. The talk that he had with Akira's teacher and the school's Head Teacher could have gone better but he was satisfied with the results. The man wouldn't be bothering his son any more due to the warning that he got and he was thankful for that. He didn't like it when his son was put down because of some stupid teacher that didn't believe he wouldn't pass the year.
Slipping his shoes off, he placed the house keys in the bowl on the side. It seemed that Hanamiya wasn't back yet as he didn't see his lovers shoes anywhere. He shrugged out of his jacket and placed it on the coat hanger before walking into the kitchen to get himself a cup of tea.
He leaned against the counter and waited for the water to boil, wondering what his son was doing. As soon as the water boiled the blue-haired male made his tea and went to the living room to watch some TV, maybe a basketball match would be on.
HOLY HELL I WAS IN RP HEAVEN!! With allonsyimpossiblegirl
This is a script style, safe for work chat.
caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
arachnidsGrip [AG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
AG: Eridan???????? Wh8t do you want?
CA: vvris
CA: you and i havve had some
CA: differences in the past i suppose
CA: you being a lowwer blood and all
AG: *massive eye roll*
AG: Are you kidding me?
CA: wwhat
CA: i am barin my glubbin soul here
AG: Are you going to try to m8ke me your m8tesprit or something?
CA: cod noww
CA: no
AG: Gooooooood.
CA: you arent wworthy of bein my matesprite
CA: wwith your filthy lowwer blood
CA: -shudders-
AG: Well you sure seemed interested in a kism8situde 8efore. Ew. No matter how high and mighty your 8lood is, I would never 8e in one of your quadr8nts. Eeeeeeeeever.
CA: wwhale fin you can be all alone then
CA: seriously
CA: wwhat the
CA: FUCK
AG: Don't 8e ash8med, Eridan. Like everyone has flushed for me at one point. It's just 8ecause I'm so fa8ulous.
CA: vvris i wwas just gonna sea if you could use your mind shit to maim the scum suckin yelloww blooded filth
AG: Sollux? Why?
AG: Not that I wouldn't love the opportunity.
CA: for reasons that dont need to be heard by the likes of you obvviously
AG: If you won't give me a re8son, then I won't do it.
CA: i am wwillin to givve you somefin i found on my larp session
CA: a old book i found
AG: What old 8ook????????
CA: wwritten in blue
CA: perhaps you knoww of it
AG: Ugh! Fine, I'll do it! Just give me the 8ook first!!!!!!!!
CA: i think no
AG: How can I 8e sure that you'll pay up?
AG: Give me the 8ook!
CA: do you think i am a wwriggler i knoww you wwont do anyfin if i givve you the book
CA: and besidees a royal like me alwways keeps his wword
CA: wwe havve decency unlike some uncivvilized trolls
AG: Yeah, right. Ok. Just t8ll me wh8re the 8ook is and I'll do 8t.
AG: How did you even find it anyw8y?
AG: Did you r8id my stash!?!?!?!?
CA: the book is in a package wwaitin to be mailed to you once i see the results of your wwork
CA: and wwhy wwould i wwant to put my hands on that pile of trash
CA: i found it in a abandoned ship
AG: It's like, eight million times 8etter than yours!
CA: in a place you cant reach because you are stuck on land
AG: What do you even want the y8llow-8lood to do anyw8y?
CA: oh please theres no magical items in your stash
CA: and i wwant you to make him hurt ara a little
AG: Th8re's no such thing as magic, and I have more tre8sure than you eeeeeeeever will.
AG: Other than the color of her 8lood, why would I want to hurt Aradia?
CA: because i knoww her plans for you
AG: She has pl8ns for me???????? That 8itch!
CA: thats right she has plans
AG: Yeah, right. What pl8ns?
CA: all those people you fed to your lusus
CA: she plans on gettin their ghosts to haunt you
CA: all of them
CA: in revvenge of hurting tavvros
AG: Pfft. I'm sure I can t8ke a little haunting.
AG: What's going on
CA: thats wwhat you say noww
AG: They're everywhere
AG: Eridan they're everywhere
CA: its probubly ara
CA: as i said she has plans for you
AG: That fucking 8itch!!!!!!!!
AG: All right. Fine. I'll do it. 8ut you 8etter give me the 8ook after!!!!!!!!
CA: of course eridan ampora ALWWAYS keeps his wword
AG: Ye8h. Wh8tever. We'll 8oth get revenge. >::::D
AG: W8, why do you even want Ar8dia to 8e hurt anyway?
CA: because she is sols wweak spot
CA: its the shore wway to hurt him
AG: So this isn't rev8nge on Aradia you w8nt, then???????? Iiiiiiiinteresting.
AG: And to m8ke him hurt her! Ha! That'll finish him!
CA: -smirks to himself-
CA: he wwill nevver forgivve himself and you wwill be rid of the ghosts
AG: Ok. Give me a s8c.
AG: -does the mind thing-
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!
AG: She's d8ne for.
CA: -Sits back and takes out a royal stamp to ensure quick delvvery of the book-
CA: wwhat exactly did you do
AG: You'll find out. :::;)
AG: The ghosts sure aren't 8ugging me anym8re!
AG: You can 8other Sollux if you're worri8ed a8out results........
CA: wwell as i said the book is yours i am shore i wwill hear is pathetic snivveling at somepoint
AG: We aaaaaaaall will.
AG: That's all he ever does. Snivel snivel snivel!!
CA: wwhat can you expect from filth like him
AG: Why do you want rev8nge on Soooooooollux anyw8y?
AG: Other than 8eing a 8ipolar jerk.
CA: -looks across his room at the smoldering wwreckage that used to be his computer, desk and bookshelf-
CA: he wwas a fuckin dick is wwhat
AG: Why am I not surpr8sed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a p8ckage to aw8it.
AG: I hope so, at least! For your s8ke. :::;)
CA: you dont need to hope vvris as i said
CA: a royal wwill alwways keep his wword
AG: You can't trust any8ne these days........
AG: Even if they are a roy8l.
AG: -more eye rolling-
CA: wwell wwhatevver you wwill get your stupid book soon
CA: i paid highly for the express shippin
AG: It is not stupid! It's 8etter than you'll ev8r 8e.
AG: Oh, look! It's h8re!
CA: wwhatevver kelps you sleep at night i suppose
AG: Oh, hahahahahahahaha.
AG: I h8ve to go get this "stupid" 8ook. I hope you're happy with the rev8nge I wre8ked for you.
AG: Actually, I don't even c8re.
CA: i got payback at sollux and i got rid of a filthy wworthless book
CA: wwhy wwouldnt i be happy
CA: dont answwer that
AG: :::;)
CA: go pick up your stupid book vvris
AG: I'm g8ing.
AG: -leaves hu8top and looks at package-
AG: -opens package-
AG: -grins-
CA: -looks at his pristine and properly polished nails-
AG: All in one pi8ce, I see.
CA: of course
CA: unlike if it wwere in the hands of land dwwelling trash i knoww howw to take care of books and other such things
AG: Even if you are a sea dw8ller, I'm still a 8etter flarper than you.
CA: in your dreambubble
AG: How many times have I 8eaten you?
AG: Like eeeeeeeeight million.
CA: exaggerations and besides its not the amount but the quality
AG: Quality? Pfft. It's not like you have more tre8sure than me.
CA: the wways i havve defeated you are much more amafin and pan explodin
CA: dont be so shore about that
AG: "pan explodin", huh? I'm sure Feferi's think pan has exploded.
AG: How would you feel a8out that????????
CA: you leavve her out of this filth
CA: you are just bitter as fuck because you dont evven havve a moirail
AG: Yeah, like I need a moir8il. Unlike some trolls, I do just f8ne on my own. Actually, I'm the 8est on my own!!!!!!!!
CA: only because you dont knoww wwhat its like to havve someone peasent
AG: Oh, now I'm a peasant. At least I'm not a w8ird seadweller! And like I s8id! I'm the 8est even without anyone.
AG: -hair flip-
CA: of course you are a peasent
CA: wwhat else wwould you be
CA: -scoffs a little and turns up his nose-
AG: I'm a 8lue 8lood. That's practically land roy8lty.
CA: but a far cry from ACTUAL royalty
AG: Ugh. Whatever. I don't need to 8e roy8l to 8eat everyone.
AG: And that's all that reeeeeeeeally matters.
CA: and you wwill still fail in the end probubbly
AG: Me? I have aaaaaaaall the luck. I'm never going to f8il.
CA: your luck
CA: the magic black ball correct
AG: Oh, you mean those crappy magic 8 8alls?
AG: Those ar8n't my luck. Duhhhhhhhh.
CA: right
CA: so wwhat is your luck
CA: those wweird magic dice shit you havve
AG: Nothing iiiiiiiis my luck. I just h8ve it! M8y8e you can't contempl8te that, 8ecause you're all roy8l and shit, 8ut not everyone needs things to 8e lucky. :::;)
CA: -raises his eyebrowws at his computer- wwatervve you say but if you need lucky magic items i am shore i can be bargind wwith
CA: i scratch your back you mess wwith people or wwhat the fuck evver
AG: Pfft. I don't need luck. Do you w8nt me to mind-control some suck8r ag8in?
CA: not at the moment i am still wwaitin for sol to start his stupid wwhinin ovver wwatervver you did to ara
AG: He hasn't sniveled yet???????? Funny, I th8ught that he'd definitely 8e his own little whiny s8lf 8y now.
AG: M8y8e he's just too shocked........
CA: wwhat did you you do anywways
AG: Hahahahahahahaha.
AG: Like I s8id, you'll find out.
CA: ugh fine wwhatevver just so long as it hurt him
CA: its not revvenge if it didnt do shit to him
AG: Oh, you can 8e suuuuuuuure.
CA: be shore that it hurt him
AG: Yep. :::;)
CA: wwell fuck i hope so because if not it wwould havve been a wwaste of my fuckin time
AG: Trust me. I enj8yed it more than you did.
CA: i wwill enjoy it so long as he suffers
AG: Oh, I c8n't w8 any longer! Ar8dia's de8d.
CA: wwhat
AG: Or, at least, she should 8e.
CA: you killed her
CA: or you made sol kill her
AG: I m8de Sollux do it.
AG: -cackles-
CA: -A smile creeps across his face- he wwill nevver get ovver this and suffer at the hands of wwhat he has done
CA: ha
CA: i bet she didnt sea it comin
AG: I wouldn't put anything ag8inst her. What a fre8k.
AG: The spirits of the de8d or some shit like that pro8a8ly told her.
AG: She won't 8e upset.
AG: 8ut Sollux will 8e........
CA: as broken as his retarded lusus
AG: So if he's not sniveling yet, he will. Don't w8rry. It hurt.
CA: i look forwward to his pathetic crys of disgustin peasanty self pity
AG: His tears will run as filthily as his 8lood does.
AG: I pl8n to 8e loooooooong gone for that.
CA: its not like he wwill knoww it wwas you
CA: he doesnt havve the pan capacity to process a brilliant plan such as this
AG: Haha, that's for sure!
AG: He l8kes to pretend like he knows everything with his hu8tops and shit. 8ut he's n8t much m8re than a wriggler!!!!!!!!
CA: honestly i am surprised that he evven made it out of the broodin cavvrens
AG: I think that a8out h8lf these douche8ags.
CA: speakin of people makin it out of the broodin cavverns wwhat about your hulking muscle beast pet
CA: equ
AG: Equius???????? He's gross. What a8out him?
CA: wwhy does he associate himself wwith that cat beast troll
AG: Nepeta? I don't know, and I don't w8nt to know.
AG: If we're 8eing honest here, the cat girl sc8res me more than the cr8zy muscle guy does.
CA: wwhat for she is nothin but a piece of trash that wwriggled out of the cavverns by some stupid miracle
AG: H8ve you ever seen her when someone challenges her idiotic "ships"?
AG: She goes all cat-psycho.
AG: It's sc8ry.
AG: Nothing I couldn't take, I me8n, 8ut still.
CA: wwhat the fuck
CA: she actually ships
AG: App8rently, she ships re8l trolls.
AG: Like, aaaaaaaall of us.
CA: oh cod
CA: wwhy the hell wwould she do that
AG: I don't kn8w. She's messed-up.
CA: wwho does she ship people wwith anywways
CA: i bet she has some stupid fucked up peasenty ships
AG: She ships, like, eeeeeeeeveryone. The one th8t I saw her get her cl8ws out a8out was........
AG: Um........
AG: You and Sollux........
CA: -Jerks back awway from his computer and almost falls to the floor-
CA: WWWWHAT
AG: -cackles again-
CA: are you kiddin me
AG: App8rently it's a thing!!!!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!!
CA: a THING
CA: howw is it a thing
AG: At least she seems to th8nk so!
CA: wwell shes wwrong
CA: she doesnt knoww anyfin
CA: stupid nosey
AG: I think she "ships" it in the 8lack quadrant... And you did just h8re me to m8ke him suffer........
CA: land dwweller
CA: wwell he just
CA: i just
CA: HE HAD IT COMIN
AG: I agree.
AG: This is hilaaaaaaaarious.
AG: -wipes tear from eye from laughter-
CA: wwell i bet she ships you wwith someone stupid as wwell
AG: I 8n't asking!!!!!!!! XXXD
CA: probubbly your swweaty pet or someone incompetent like i dont knoww
CA: tavvros
AG: Oh eeeeeeeew!
AG: No! Don't say th8t!
CA: dont say wwhat
CA: that she probubbly ships you wwith equ or tavv
AG: -shudders-
CA: perhaps both but in different quadrants
AG: She wouldn't daaaaaaaare ship me with anyone I don't like. And I h8 8oth of them!
CA: then its in the black quardrant
CA: anywways are you implyin that you DO like someone
AG: Oh not like tht8t!!!!!!!!
CA: flushed
AG: Noooooooo!
AG: I h8 all of you!
AG: And not in a kism8sis way!
CA: thats wwhat you tell yourself vvris
CA: thats wwhat you tell yourself
AG: What is that supposed to me8n? Are yoooooooou flushed for someone?
CA: -purses his lips and rolls his eyes-
CA: yeah flushed as fuck for sol
CA: no
CA: im not
AG: Haha!
CA: buncha disgustin loww bloods
AG: I wonder wh8t she'd do if one of these so-c8lled "ships" actually happened?
CA: probably havve a heart attack or attack equ in her excitment
CA: i dont fuckin knoww
CA: she wwould do
AG: I w8nt to see that!!!!!!!!
CA: peasnty things
AG: I'm going to tell her that one of them is together!
AG: Hehehehehehehehe
CA: and wwhat pathetic little ship are you goin to tell her about
AG: You and Sollux! XXXXD
AG: -pesters nepeta a8out canonity of ship-
CA: WWWWWWWWHAT
AG: -cackles-
CA: WWWWHY THAT ONE
AG: 8ecause it's hilaaaaaaaarious!
CA: JUST TELL HER ABOUT SOME STUPID SHIP BETWWEEN YOU AND SOME FITH
CA: FILTH
AG: Look at how flust8red you are!
CA: im not flustered
CA: im dusgusted
CA: appaled
CA: i dont knoww wwhy
AG: -is still laughing maniacally-
CA: wwhat
AG: You're flustered.
CA: -smooths his hair back and frowwns-
CA: wwhy wwould i be flustered
CA: there is no reason to get flustered
AG: H8s she 8ugged you a8out it yet????????
CA: no she hasnt
CA: -trollian dings-
AG: She s8id that she's 8sking you right now!
CA: -opens up the neww chat and is assaulted by wwords and a green font-
CA: ITS ALL LIES THOUGH
AG: Well when she finds out that Sollux actu8lly killed Ar8dia, I'm going to vouch that yoooooooou were the one to w8nt it.
CA: -Is trying to tell Nep that is all bullshit but cant get a wword in-
CA: you wwouldnt
CA: oh cod FIN
AG: -pesters nepeta that "eridan was the one to m8ke me use sollux to kill aradia"-
AG: Kism8sis! I think she's dr8wing stuff!!!!!!!!
AG: This is soooooooo gr8.
CA: -Doesnt evven bother tryin to read wwhat nep is sayin "WWhat vvris is sayin is ludicruis poppycock and yeah shore i am so blakc for sol it hurts"-
AG: Flustered flustered flustered!!!!!!!!
CA: i blame you for this land dwwellin peasanty shit that is happenin right noww
CA: I AM NOT FLUSTERED
AG: You are soooooooo flustered.
CA: besides wwhos the one that got flustered wwhen i mentioned equ and tavv
CA: so wwhich one are you flushed for
AG: Ew, neither!
AG: I wasn't flustered! Just disgust8d!
CA: look wwhat wwhat you havve done vvris
CA: SHES SENDIN ME SHITTY LAND PICTURES
AG: I knoooooooow! It's pretty 8eautiful isn't it? XXXXD
AG: ((i'm actually laughing so hard this is hilarious))
CA: -Is going through the pictures- oh cod oh cod wwhat the evver lovvin fuck
AG: You did this to yourself, Eridan!!!!!!!!
CA: ((Oh this is too funny, mind if I post it on tumblr wwhen all is said and done?))
AG: ((totally! this is so great!! can i post it too?))
CA: wwell you wwill fuckin suffer wwith me
CA: -Begins to send the pictures to vvris-
CA: (Of course~)
AG: She's a pretty talented artist!
AG: That's some........
AG: Detail!
CA: i havve to agree wwith the talent but wwas it really necessary to draww some of these
CA: -looks ovver his shoulder in case his lusus wwalks in-
AG: Well, I did want to see wh8t would h8ppen if one of her silly ships h8ppened! And looks like this is what h8ppens!
CA: -makes a face and goes to the next picture then hastily trys to delete it-
AG: She's either dr8wing these reeeeeeeeally fast or she's had these prep8red!
CA: i hope she wwas just really fast at drawwin
AG: I don't know if it's even p8ssi8le to dr8w that fast!
AG: She's had these prep8red, Eridan!
AG: This is soooooooo hilarious. I'm telling eeeeeeeeveryone.
CA: wwell if this wwas hidden awway then wwho knowws wwhat other kinda pictures she has
CA: DO THAT AND I WWILL ASK FOR SOME SHITTY SHIP ABOUT YOU
AG: No waaaaaaaay! Like I s8id, she would neeeeeeeeever ship anyone without my permission.
AG: -8others karkat and terezi "did you hear? eridan and sollux are 8lack for each other!"-
CA: i still bet she has some secret picture of you and someone hidden awway
AG: I'll go 8sk. If I can even s8y anything. She's going insaaaaaaaane.
CA: -is noww being pestered by kar "THE FUCK ERIDAN ARE YOU SERIOUS"-
AG: -trollian dings: it's equius-
AG: -"D--> what did you do to my nepeta"-
AG: -ignores-
CA: -Terezi begins to pester "H3H3H3 3R1D4N D1DNT TH1NK YOU 4ND SOL..."-
CA: Ter has a foul mouth
AG: Soooooooo? What do the others have to say a8out your little 8l8ckrom????????
CA: almost as foul as her blood
AG: -pesters sollux a8out it 8y mistake-
AG: -gets sniveling 8ack-
AG: Oh my God! Sollux is sniveling!
AG: Snivel snivel snivel! Isn't thaaaaaaaat what you wanted?
CA: hes finally lettin his little lip quivver
CA: ha
CA: flith
CA: couldnt evven go a day wwith out cryin like a little wwriggler
AG: -copies and sends to nepeta-
AG: -"eridan reeeeeeeeeally h8tes him"
AG: -
AG: Nepeta agrees!!!!!!!!
AG: -is cackling so hard that equius pesters a8out sanity level-
CA: -His trollian dings and its sollux "hey fii2hdiick hat the fuck ii2 thii2 2hiit about u22 beiing iin 2ome quadrant together?"-
CA: ho the fuck does sol kno about this stupid lie you told nep
CA: DID YOU FUCKIN TELL HIM
AG: I might have spre8d it around a little........ XXXD
AG: Soooooooo flustered.
CA: -"2iiriiou2ly ED you can ju2t fuck off riight no you 2tupiid fii2h faced riiggler"-
CA: im not flustered
CA: NOT FLUSTERED
CA: stupid lo blood ho dare he speak to ME like such
AG: Don't try to d8ny it, Eridan! You're soooooooooooooooo flustered! Th8t even needed sixteen o's to emph8size!
CA: i dont knoww wwwwhat you are talkin about
CA: -His computer starts to spark- wwhat the fuck
CA: WWHAT THE FUCK
AG: You're so flustered. You might as well just adm8t it. You actu8lly aaaaaaaare 8lack for Sollux.
CA: -Devvice explodes-
AG: -gets message "caligulasAquarium's device has exploded."
AG: -
AG: Ha!
AG: Sollux must actu8lly 8e 8lack for him toooooooo!
CA: -Gets on his hubtop- that fuckin piece of filth
CA: i must go and find somethin to ruin his life
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is 8etter than when I pushed Tavros off the cl8ff!!!!!!!!
AG: 8ut you've already ruined it? Remem8eeeeeeeer?
AG: Ar8dia's de8d! Just rem8nd him who killed her!
CA: good plan
CA: i wwill tell him it wwas you
AG: -stops laughing-
CA: and he wwill forget this wwhole fuckin blackrom cra
CA: crap
AG: You wouldn't!!!!!!!!
CA: oh but i wwould
AG: And 8esides. He's too entrenched in self-h8tred to even consider that it was actu8lly me on the controls.
AG: Like you s8id. He doesn't have the think p8n cap8city.
CA: im shore that if i tell him enough times it wwil evventually get into this pan
CA: maybe
AG: Do you reeeeeeeeally think that'll work on a low 8lood like him? 8etter not to try.
CA: i wwould probubbly strain myself tryin anywways
AG: Exactly! He's so d8nse.
AG: And he technically killed Ar8dia anyw8y!
CA: i wwonder if he can evven wwrap his pan around that thought
AG: Dou8t it.
CA: hes probubbly just sittin here in his pathetic little hivve wwonderin wwhere his little flush crush wwent
AG: I wonder if Nepeta shipped th8t........
AG: Is she still sending you dr8wings?
CA: she hasnt stopped
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!
CA: wwhy does she havve some MANY
AG: Oh well, if anyth8ng, Sollux is pro8a8ly getting the dr8wings too. Does that s8tisfy your revenge?
AG: I'm going to go 8sk him if he's getting dr8wings!
AG: -pesters sollux a8out drawings-
AG: -sollux responds with a decisive YE2-
AG: Ha! He's getting them toooooooo
CA: -Trollian dings "hey fii2hdiick wwhat the fuck ii2 up wiith the piics about u2. why the fuck ii2 NP 2endiing me thii2 2hiit"-
CA: howw the fuck does he wwant me to answwer this shiit
CA: -coughs into his fist-
CA: shit
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is priceless!!!!!!!!
AG: Tell him that you're actu8lly 8lack for him! Duh!
CA: -Tells Sollux to go die in some scummy land hole that he belongs in and that he hates him with the blackest feelings he can muster-
CA: there you fuckin happy vvris
CA: HAPPY
AG: Eeeeeeeecstatic
AG: .
AG: -pesters sollux "what did he s8y"
AG: -
AG: Ha! You actually said you were 8lack for him!!!!!!!!
CA: wwhat else wwas i supposed to fuckin say
AG: Now are you actu8lly 8lack for him????????
CA: no i fuckin hate his disgustin face
CA: wwhy the fuck wwould i wwant to be a quadrant wwith somefin like him
CA: dont make me laugh
AG: Are you laughing? 8ecause I'm laughing. Laugh laugh laugh! Hahahahahahahaha!
CA: -Goes to nep and asks a favvour of her-
CA: keep laughin vvris
CA: keep laughin
AG: Oh, I will!!!!!!!!
AG: I'll 8e laughing a8out this for a good while now!
CA: -Nep sends him a drawwing of vvris and kan-
CA: i knoww wwho she ships you wwith
AG: Yeeeeeeeeah. Like she ships me with aaaaaaaanyone.
CA: -sends her the picture-
CA: as you said
CA: quite talented
AG: -eyes widen-
CA: and the detail
AG: Weeeeeeeell then.
AG: It's awfully nice of Nepeta to ship Kanaya with me, 8ecause she's soooooooo o8viously flushed for me. And I re8lly don't feel the s8me way.
AG: -flips the fuck out-
CA: wwhat a pity because some of the other pictures here are quite the sight
CA: -Smiles wide as he flips through the giant folder-
AG: Send them. Aaaaaaaall of them. See if I c8re.
AG: -turns away from computer-
CA: -Sends them-
CA: -one picture at a time-
AG: -still can't see them, is turned away-
AG: -thinks they're done and turns around-
AG: -literally falls out of chair-
CA: vvris
CA: wris are you there
AG: -gets up sulkily-
CA: VVRIS
AG: Yes. Here and veeeeeeeery unharmed.
CA: reely
AG: Yep! Really!
CA: took you quite a wwhile to answwer me
AG: That doesn't mean anyth8ng! I was doing import8nt stuff!
CA: i shudder to think wwhat that might be
AG: -tries to mind-control nepeta to delete every picture-
AG: -doesn't work-
AG: Dammit!!!!!!!!
CA: and wwhat are you cursin about
AG: Nothing!!!!!!!!
CA: you seem
CA: flustered
AG: Am not!
AG: Soooooooo not flustered!
AG: Perfectly norm8l thank you very much!
CA: flustered
AG: Not!
CA: flustered flustered
AG: Not not!!!!!!!!
CA: i think you wwere affected by those pictures after all
CA: perhaps i should share them wwith kan
AG: NO DON'T
AG: I mean
AG: Do if you want, it's not like I c8re!
CA: -raises his eyebrows-
CA: -proceeds to send them one by one to kan-
CA: vvery wwell then
AG: -gets pestered 8y kanaya: What Is The Meaning Of This-
AG: Fuck you!!!!!!!!
CA: FLUSTERED
AG: NOT FLUSTERED
AG: Soooooooo not flust8red.
CA: shes thankin me for the pictures
AG: Thank8ng you? Well, I me8n, she would 8e. She's soooooooo flushed for me. It's kind of s8d that I don't feel that way a8out her.
AG: She's just so p8thetic, y'know?
CA: she said she wwill savve the pictures
CA: i wwonder wwhy
AG: S8ve them? No!!!!!!!! Why the f8ck would 8nyone w8nt to s8ve s8meth8ng like th8t!!!!!!!!
AG: -tries to mind control kanaya to delete them-
AG: -doesn't work-
AG: Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
CA: you sound a little too wworked up for someone wwho doesnt care
AG: No! I me8n it! I re8lly, honestly, don't g8ve a shit!
CA: then wwhy wwould it matter if she savved the pictures
AG: 8ecause they're disgust8ng, that's why!!!!!!!!
CA: wwell she obvviously thinks other wwise
AG: I swe8r, if she........
AG: Hold on. I'm getting a mess8ge.
AG: -it's from kanaya "Do You Really Feel That Way A8out Me Vriska"
AG: FUCK YOU
AG: She th8nks I'm fl8shed for her now!!!!!!!!
CA: -bursts out laughing-
AG: Well, I guess you got your r8venge then, Eridan!
AG: Isn't that wh8t you w8nted? Rev8nge?
CA: isnt that wwaht wwe all wwant
AG: 8n't that the truth!!!!!!!!
AG: Well, now that we've 8oth h8d our fun, how a8out we call this whole thing off?
CA: are you askin for a truth
AG: Yes, Dualscar. I'm 8sking for a truce.
AG: As much as it p8ins me.
CA: i suppose wwe can mindfang
AG: Now you t8ll Kanaya that I'm not fl8shed for her, and I'll t8ll Sollux that you're not fl8shed for him!
CA: one the count of three
CA: on
AG: Two........
CA: three
CA: -troll kan and tells her vvris isnt flushed, they were just some pictures he found-
AG: -messages sollux that it's all a lie-
AG: Now I'm going to t8lk to Kanaya and she 8etter s8y that you told her the tr8th.
AG: -messages kanaya "Wh8t did Eridan tell you????????"
AG: -kanaya says "That You Aren't Actually Flushed For Me"
AG: All right. You've d8ne the right th8ng.
CA: -gets a message from sollux "VVrii2ka had better been telliing the truth and that iit2 all some 2tupiid 2hiit"-
CA: seems like you did as wwell
CA: for a land dwweller
AG: -8iggest eye roll yet-
AG: Ye8h, 8luh 8luh 8luh.
AG: I'm still 8etter th8n you.
CA: dong glub glub glub at me filth
CA: dont*
AG: Yeah, wh8tever. I'm the one who just ruined your roy8l-ass life, then fixed it ag8in.
CA: dont forget filth wwhos the one wwith the powwer to respark that wwhole kanvvris flush crush
AG: Uuuuuuuugh.
CA: thats wwhat i thought
AG: You know wh8t?
CA: wwhat
AG: I'd reeeeeeeeally like to riddle your ship full of 8urning holes right now.
CA: it wwouldnt matter i cant drowwn fool and besides howw wwould you evvvven touch me you dont havve a boat of your owwn
AG: I meant in flarp, you idiot!!!!!!!!
CA: cant livve up to mindfangs image huh
AG: Ugh. -more eye rolling- Like you're a worthy Dualscar.
CA: i am the only one wworth of anythin
AG: Yeah, you wish!!!!!!!!
CA: -hums to himself- do you really wwant to break this truce so quickly
AG: Th8t's a good point. It is a nice truce.
CA: wwell no matter
CA: i must go and do
CA: important royal things
AG: -eye8row raise-
AG: Important roy8l things?
CA: important royal things that are too good for your ears
AG: Important roy8l things like picking up the rem8ins of the device Sollux explod8d????????
CA: -glares at his husktop- more like tell terezi howw to take care of you
AG: Wh8t is that supposed to me8n????????
CA: -tells terezi how to contact Doc Scratch- you wwill find out
AG: ((oh no you didn't))
CA: (Mwuahaha)
CA: wwhat can i say
AG: Ugh. Once ag8in, with my luck, you'll pro8a8ly end up 8eing the one on the ground! Ha
CA: she had a good offerin payment
CA: -sits back and wwaits for wwhatevver is supposed to happen-
AG: Wh8t could she eeeeeeeever do for y8u?
CA: slober on sols husktops and annoy kar till he trys to send a vvirus and makes his owwn husktop explode
AG: That's going to 8e hilaaaaaaaarious.
CA: and in return she just asked for some MAGIC advvice
AG: Eridan, magic isn't re8l.
CA: YOU KNOWW NOTHIN
AG: 8ut luck is!!!!!!!!
AG: And miiiiiiiine's the gr8test.
AG: -cue 8all explodes in face-
AG: -lies on floor 8leeding-
CA: luck is nothin
CA: vvris
AG: ((god eridan you're just the secret puppetmaster of everything that happened in a5a2))
AG: -is still lying on floor-
AG: -opens eye-
CA: (Eridan is the mastermind)
CA: vvris ya still there
AG: ((headcanon accepted))
AG: I'm never going to forgive you for th8s.
CA: (:3 Thanks~)
CA: i thought your LUCK wwas the greatest
AG: She is going to PAY.
AG: I'm w8sting my time.
AG: That 8ITCH!!!!!!!!
AG: You're pro8a8ly getting off on this! You're so mess8d-up! Ugh!
CA: i think you should pay her in kind because i only told her about a magic bein a read in a book
AG: Do you h8ve ANY IDEA what just h8ppened to me????????!!!!!!!!
CA: -is chuckling to himself sadistically-
CA: oh no wwhat happened vvris
AG: You're so fucking condescending!!!!!!!! If only yoooooooou could 8e the Empress inste8d of Fef!!!!!!!!
AG: You know wh8t? You're aaaaaaaall going to pay!!!!!!!!
CA: -Has cleaned up the mess in the corner- wwell i suppose you should take care of terezi then shouldnt you
AG: That's r8ght. That 8itch will g8t what's coming to h8r!!!!!!!!
CA: sounds like she did some disgustin peasant movve to hurt you
AG: I just lost seven eyes!!!!!!!! S8ven!!!!!!!!!
AG: She only lost two!!!!!!!! How is this in any w8y f8ir!!!!!!!!
CA: i suppose it wwill hinder her slightly
CA: doesnt she livve in a tree or some shit
AG: Yes. And she h8ngs her stuffed dr8gons out the wind8w for "justice."
CA: thats fuckin wweird
AG: No kidding!!!!!!!!
AG: You kn8w, this is aaaaaaaall your fault!!!!!!!!
AG: Aaaaaaaall of it!
CA: i just told her about someone in a book
CA: shes the one wwho took your eyes awway
AG: Mark my words, Dualsc8r. I will get my rev8nge!!!!!!!!
AG: -eridan gets a message "arachnidsGrip has disconnected"-
???? II Bakaomine & Kuroi-Kage-Tetsuya
“It’s my greatest regret, Kuroko-san, to inform you that you only have six months left to live.”
Those were the words that shattered Kuroko’s happy and perfect life that he was living up until now. Getting diagnosed with an incurable disease that would, in the end, end his life before he even turned 18 was enough to crack that emotionless mask that he always wore. The shock was clear as day on his face when he was told those words.
He couldn’t hear what was being said to him by the doctor that clearly, he couldn’t even hear his own thoughts through the endless circle of those five words; six months left to live. Just how was he supposed to feel now that he knew that he only had six months left to live?
Was he supposed to cry? Was he supposed to be angry that his life would be cut so short? Was he supposed to feel numb about the information?
He just silently listened as the doctor as he explained how hard they were trying to cure the disease but there was really no progress. It was with those words from the doctor that Kuroko left the hospital, his legs just taking him to the one place he knew would let him think clearly; the basketball courts.
Stepping inside the courts, the blunette finally let silent tears fall down his cheeks as he walked towards where a ball lay and gripped it in his hands, squeezing it tightly as he choked out a sob.
Just six months left to live, six months left of playing basketball with his team... And six months left of making good memories.
Just how was he supposed to tell his friends that he would only be able to play for six more months? He knew that he would be unable to tell them until the last second.
Kagami. How was he supposed to tell his light that he wouldn't exactly be able to fulfill his promise?
Kise. Just how could he face the model and tell him that he was going to die without the other crying?
Midorima. Murasakibara. Akashi. Hyuuga-senpai. Kiyoshi-senpai. Koganei-senpai. Mitobe-senpai. Izuki-senpai. Takao-san. Riko-san. Just how could he face them, and everyone else, and say that he wouldn't be able to play for much longer?
Aomine... He didn't even know what he would tell the tanned player about his condition.
He just knew that he wouldn't be able to do it. No matter how much he would want to try and tell them he wouldn't be able to. He knew that the words wouldn't be able to leave his lips.
He wiped his tears away as he stared at the basketball in his hand.
"Six more months huh..." He murmured. "Better get with playing again.." He knew that he was already accepting his fate; what else could he do? He definitely wouldn't sit and cry that was for sure.
♣
17 Mafia AU
The Mafia was always a fascinating place. Most people would think that there were only old people a part of the Mafia however they would be surprised if they were to see that there were young people there, though not younger then 16.
Kuroko Tetsuya was one such person; the 17 year old, blue-haired, blue-eyed male was one of the best in this particular Mafia, what with his weak presence and all that.
The young male was currently walking down the hall with his best-friend and partner. Lovino Romero Vargas.
"Any plans for today Lovino-kun?" The blue-haired male question as he looked at his best friend, a clear interest in his eyes.
Tag has always been a favorite game for him since he was child. Though he doesn’t play with kids often, he just played it with their house servants. But now there he was chasing Tetsuya with him acting like a Yandere. Ironic right?
"Keep running Tetsuya~ I’m going to get you!" he called out with a delight. His legs carrying him as quickly as it can while he chase the bluet around. He knew that its only a matter of time before the bluet tires out and eventually slow down. But then what’s next? He hasn’t really thought of anything that he would do the bluet after he catch him.
Cut him? No, too gory.
Make him run laps? No. Already done.
So what?
And a brilliant idea popped into the redhead’s mind as he continued to give the chase. Yes, the perfect act. After this the bluet would be begging him to let him go and stop. Yes. Perfect.
"Faster Tetsuya! Faster!"
Kuroko feared for his life when those words left Akashi's lips. Just what was the red-head going to do to him?! Wasn't it enough that he was making the easily tired male run so much.
He could feel the muscles in his legs straining and begging him to stop; however he didn't dare to at least not until he could hide somewhere and take a breather before the red-head found him.
Dodging into a dark corner, Kuroko felt his knees give out under him as he collapsed on the ground, his whole body covered in sweat as he panted.
"Akashi-kun made me run too much." Right now he knew that his voice was a whine because of the unmistakable tone change. He just hoped that the red-head took a few minutes before finding him so that he could get ready to run again.
Second Year Teikou AU II @absolute-emperor II Closed RP
With a barely audible sigh, Kuroko Tetsuya walked through the gates of Teikou, his cerulean hues staring up at the huge building that was his middle school. It was already his second year at Teikou and frankly the blunette wasn't exactly looking forward to it at all. It was just another year of being the un-noticeable guy who played on the basketball team.
He wasn't exactly bothered by it but it sometimes got on his nerves that he wasn't as acknowledged as everyone else. Sighing again, Kuroko made his way inside the school, his soft steps making no sound at all on the floor as he maneuvered himself between the masses of people.
Catching sight of his classroom, the blunette quickly slipped inside, hoping that at least one of his team-mates was there. Not seeing any glimpse of colored hair, Kuroko grumbled silently as he slid into his seat at the back of the classroom.
Placing his bag on the floor, the blunette looked out of the window, letting out a soft sigh as he awaited for one of his team-mates/friends to arrive.
