okay but for absolutely no reason dan and phil cause me such immense rage like what do you mean you both have the same muse song stuck in your head at all times and you try and eat the same in a day so you’re the same amount of hungry at dinner and that dan doesn’t eat a lot of pasta cos pasta has cheese and phil doesn’t like cheese or your mum can’t make you a chocolate cake for your birthday cos phil can’t have chocolate. dan what red wine do you like? oh it doesn’t matter cos phil doesn’t like red wine OH FUCKING KAY.
You have a random alien texting language and just know what the other means and you share clothes but you don’t share clothes even tho you do share clothes.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNTIL WAD YOU HADNT BEEN APART LONGER THAN 2 WEEKS????
it’s a ranch metaphor.. FUCKING RANCH
ive lost my mind and its all their fault like ???
