#betp

[christinesficrecs]

Hi! Your blog has been heaven thank you so much. I was wondering if you know what happened to Betp , i've been subbed to their fic Do You Know for yeaaaars and they haven't updated in forever and i can't find them anywhere.(i think there were some deleted chapters? I remember there was a" twinkle twinkle little darce " and sam laughed forever part when i read it years ago but now it is nolonger there). Anyway thank uuuu

Hey! 

Sorry, it sucks when a fic you’re reading gets abandoned. It looks like she’s still active on tumblr but I don’t think she’s written any new fic in a couple of years.

betp on aO3

[clarz]

i remembered "i can haz cheezburger" the other day and had war flashbacks

sometimes i remember old flash memes and GASP in either horror or nostalgia, or some combination of both

the hamster dance!!! badger badger badger badger!!!! viking kittens with led zeppelin’s immigrant song!!!! I’M TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!

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@lavenderek replied to your post “all day today i kept going “wait… is my pocket… moving?” and then i...”

you are literally living a recurring dream scenario of mine btw

is it specifically a squirrel in the dream?

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@lavenderek replied to your post “@rohruh replied to your post “@bashfyl replied to your post “things...”

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DING DONG yeah hi is harry a beef cow or a milking cow

i made a very INCREDULOUS face because clearly he’s a milking cow, the man has got four nipples. also he’s constantly suffused with pregnancy hormones and glowing and crying because he saw a really pretty leaf or like, a sad puppy or something. so yeah. milking cow.

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@lavenderek replied to your post “@my mutuals if any of y’all have music accounts on like spotify or...”

i think i have one of those bc my coworker made me get one but it has one song on it

and i don't remember which website it is

anyway we're both so glad i decided to share this gem of information god betp shut the fuck

genuinely the best response i received to that post by far!!

it’s like the beginning to national treasure (i’ve never seen national treasure, but i imagine it would start something like this: a capital-q Quest to find something mythical that may or may not exist, and about which we have only the barest of information)

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new query which 1D member is the beef cow

HI BETP i’m PRETTY SURE you know the answer to this one too. because it’s obviously liam, and not just because he’s BEEFY, though that is probably a good 70% of it if i’m being honest. it’s also just, like, if i had to pick which members of one direction are most likely to get distracted by a pretty butterfly or like, a plastic bag blowing by and then go wandering off after it, it’d be harry and liam, and for some reason that makes them cows. kinda oblivious, very sweet, a little bit spacey. the only difference is that one is sleepy and lounge-y and would probably lie halfway into a pond all day while making uncomfortable eye contact with you, while the other one would do that dumb cow thing where they kinda rear up and go nuts and buck around and then, like, chomp a buncha dandelions. milk cow. beef cow. except in this universe the beef cow never gets killed it’s my universe i can do what i want.