#bette x reader

[goofygoonsgoofing]

bette porter who hires pet sitter reader to accompany her to gallery events and she’s soooo down bad from the start and then beyond because you ask to see the art before the show to curate an outfit accordingly

slay or no slay at some point someone says something rude about your “cheap” dress and takes on an attitude that has you expressing a choice word. (gen z stare followed by a single “bitch” and just sashaying away)

of course this person winds up being important guest and sees you with bette and tries to use your fire against her interests. blah blah blah “called me a bitch” putting on a scene and you on the spot. bette knows you’re actually very socially anxious hence why you gravitate more so towards animals.

but you do her proud, keep full composure, and simply state with an earnest face “were you not behaving in a manner becoming the word?” and in trying to defend herself exposes she was saying rude stuff sooo. bette moves her hand to the dip of your lower back in support through this and you feel her hand flexing mr darcy style.

you keep your own place but she’s begggging for you to move in after this.

[heavenshumour]

i started writing a draft for a possible bette porter x reader fanfiction, because uhh…

i‘ve been dramatically, deliriously, irrationally obsessed with her since i finally got around to watch the l word!

but the question is - is the fandom alive on here?? would i have an audience if i posted my little fanfic?? because it seems dead ngl 💔

[lana-b-bana]

Hi, I really love your writing and I was wondering if I could request number 20 or 52 from the fluff/angst prompt list for Bette and Dot? I feel like they deserve a little more love

It was a nice day. You, Bette, and Dot were on a picnic, the sun was shining, and you were having fun. You couldn’t ask for anything more. 

“Hey! What’s up, freaks? Y’all going to hell!” A truck rushed by, some teenage boys screaming out of it. “Fuck you!”

“God—” You leaped up, ready to go chasing after them even if you couldn’t catch up. Yet, Bette and Dot grabbed you and held you back. “Let me go after them!”

“You can’t.” Dot tugged you down while Bette spoke. “It doesn’t matter, Y/N. We’re used to it.”

“You shouldn’t be! It’s not fair!” You turned around to see tears falling down Bette’s face. Dot was tenser than usual, a deep frown on her face. 

“Hey, hey, I wouldn’t change a thing about you.” You uncurled your fists before tentatively placing your hands on their shoulders. “It’s not our fault they don’t—they don’t know how to care about other people. You guys are perfect, just the way you are, okay?”

“Oh, Y/N!” Bette surged forward and pressed a kiss to your lips. “Thank you so much for takin’ care of us, it means the world, truly.”

“Ah, don’t worry about it.” You blushed. “It’s just what you deserve. Don’t let anyone treat you as lesser beings.”

TThanks for reading! Want to read more? Request prompts from the angst/fluff list here, different ways to say “I love you” list here, and the AU masterlist here!

[always-the-cleric]

Bette and Dot x Reader - Just a lil’something

Prompt from @chokemepaulson : After a performance Reader goes the the tent of Bette and Dot and showers them with compliments and gives them a gift.

This one is a bit short, sorry man!

You had heard of this freakshow before. Your friends had talked about it and ridiculed all of the people there, which made you frown. You decided you were going to see for yourself what the fuss was about.

When you went, you didn’t expect the headliners to be this attractive though. The son they sang pulled you in, and you were all but hypnotised by them. Enthralled by their talent and their charisma, you decided that you were going to come back tomorrow but with a gift for them. 

You returned the day after and this time during the performance of their song, they made eye contact with you, and your cheeks heated and turned red under their attention. One of them gave you a bit of a shy smile, whilst the other gave you a little wink.

after the entire show was over, you asked the guy with the lobster hands if you could perhaps get the directions to the tent of the twins. He gave you a looked over, and decided that you didn’t mean any harm. He sent you on your way with a smile and kind words, telling you they loved receiving gifts.

When you entered their tent you gently cleared your throat to make them aware of the fact that you were there, as not to scare them or anything.

Bette still gasped softly in shock, Dot just rolling her eyes at the dramatic reaction of someone just clearing their throat.

“Hi uhm, I’m y/n, I’ve seen you a few times now, and I just really want to say hat you’re both very talented.” You said softly, a bit shy now that both of their attention was turned towards you.

Bette blushed and even Dot got a little rosy in her cheeks. They smiled and Dot thanked you. Both not used to getting compliments like that.

“Oh uhm, I also got a little something for the both of you.” You started and revealed the gifts from behind your back. “A white carnation for Bette, because its meaning suits you, Sweet and Lovely” You said and handed her the flower. “And for Dot a Yarrow, it symbolises love, and I just love what you do and who you are.” You say and hand her the other flower.

Both look at you speechless and flustered. Then they get up and wrap you in a tight hug.

Perhaps you should have also brought a Daffodil, for this new beginning with Bette and Dot.

[lana-b-bana]

Preference: You Catch Sarah’s Characters Masturbating

BILLIE DEAN HOWARD:

Billie would be annoyed at herself for not thinking about locking the door, but when you eyed her, eyebrow quirking up, then damn, was she glad she didn’t. She had to orgasm now, so she swayed over to you, letting the sheets fall from her body. 

“Get over here and kiss me.”

LANA WINTERS:

Lana would ramp up her reactions. She would slyly smirk, open her legs wider, and moan your name louder, as her hand moved faster and faster. Why would she be embarrassed? She needed you, right now.

“Think you can give me a hand, Y/N?”

CORDELIA GOODE:

My angel would be so embarrassed, especially when she was caught mid-orgasm, hissing your name. Cordelia would shriek and almost fall off the bed as she tried to cover herself up. You couldn’t help it—you laughed when she saw the mess she got herself into. Cordelia would be mumbling apologies, but you wouldn’t mind. At all. 

“Y/N! Oh my god, how long have you been standing there?”

BETTE & DOT TATTLER:

Anytime the girls took care of themselves (which was rare), they always made sure to lock the door. But when they glanced up, you were standing in the doorway, mouth gaping open. Whatever your reaction was, they would both react with embarrassment. Bette would yank her hand away, and Dot would grab the blanket. Though, if you offered to help, I’m sure they wouldn’t decline. 

“Oh, Y/N!”

“Quit it, Bette!” 

SALLY MCKENNA:

Sally wouldn’t be embarrassed at all. In fact, she would only be more aroused with your eyes on her. She would spread her legs wider and moan for your help. The only other option was to grab you and pull you down with her.

“Oh, baby . . . I—ah!—need a bit of help here.”

AUDREY TINDALL:

Audrey would a flustered mess. She would shriek and try to run away, but you blocked her way. So, Audrey would hide under the covers as you flopped next to her. It would take some coaxing to get her to meet your eyes, though she would feel better when you told you didn’t mind. At all.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry!”

ALLY MAYFAIR-RICHARDS:

Ally would be the most mature about it. Though she would be a bit embarrassed, she would stop and pretend everything was normal. But you wouldn’t let her go away that quickly. Round two would commence.

“Oh, Y/N! I didn’t know you were home!”

WILHEMINA VENABLE:

Wilhemina would be a tiny bit embarrassed, but she would make you forget about her. She would grab you and dominate you until you couldn’t even remember your own name, let alone walking onto her. You would only laugh and tell her not to worry.

“Y/N. Get over here.”

[lana-b-bana]

more bette and dot?

Of course!

Headcanons: Bette & Dot When They’re Jealous

Bette & Dot wouldn’t know what they were feeling because they had nothing and no one to care about, so why would they be jealous? The closest thing to jealousy they would feel would be Bette mooning over some famous singer. So when they saw some attractive man chatting you up, they would watch with conflicted feelings.

To Bette, jealousy would only serve as a stark reminder of all her faults and mistakes. Her odd body, her innocence, and her inability to do anything right. She would retreat into herself, and not even Dot could comfort her. She would probably cry for a bit.

Dot knew she was a “freak”, but she had always taken that title and worn it proudly. Seeing you laugh at another’s joke made her wear her title in shame and bitter resentment. Dot would be angry and would have to be stopped by Bette from going over there and knocking some sense into the man.

They would hide in their trailer and would discuss what do to. Bette just wanted to hide for a while, but Dot wanted to confront you. Their choice was made for them when you walked into their trailer, your smile dropping from your face when you saw how upset they were. 

“My angels, what’s wrong?”

Bette would be the one to spill her fears while Dot would look on, growing upset as the situation was retold again for her to experience. Though, she would make her displeasure known with harsh glares and her silence. 

You would be mad at yourself for not noticing sooner, and even madder when you saw how you affected the loves of your life. However, you knew it all boiled down to their insecurities. You would apologise, kiss them, and talk to them. They would forgive you for the offer of cuddles, but you would vow to never make them feel such a way again. 

“My angels. It doesn’t matter how you look; I love you more than anything else, and I’m so sorry if I didn’t show you that.”

[lana-b-bana]

39 on your prompt list for bette and bot plsss x

You bolted into the main tent, eyes widely looking around. There was Ethel talking to Desiree, Amazon Eve playing with Ma Petite, and Jimmy glancing through some papers as usual.

But where were Bette and Dot?

“Hey, Ethel!” You ran to Ethel who glanced up from her conversation.

“Well, jee, Y/N, what’s gotten you in such a state?”

“Have you seen the twins? I-I looked in their trailer but it was like they disappeared without a trace!”

“That’s because they did disappear.” Elsa’s voice boomed behind you, and you spun around.

“Elsa! What do you mean by that?”

“They left. To someplace to see some doctor for some surgery.” Elsa took a deep puff of her cigarette, the epitome of calm. “Take a seat, Y/N, yes? You’re looking a little pale.”

You do sit down and yes, you’re looking a bit pale. Only because you’ll likely never see Bette and Dot again. Only because you never even got a chance to say goodbye. Only because they left you here.

When you got in your trailer after a long, exhausting day, you stopped in your tracks. A pink ribbon, one that Bette always wears, lays on your table. Elsa’s news left you reeling again and you collapse on your bed, finally allowing yourself to break down.

“Please come home, I miss you,” you whispered. “Come back to me.”

Thanks for reading! Want to read more? Request prompts from the angst/fluff list here, different ways to say “I love you” list here, and the AU masterlist here!