#better than expected...

[lastplaceintheacerace]

How I came out to my mom

(Without planning anything beforehand)

Mom: “Remember that one time you were nervous to tell me something?”

Me: (is nervous all the time) “yeah”

Mom: “I thought you were going to tell me you had sex with your boyfriend”

Me: “Ew. No. Gross. No. What? eww. You do not have to worry about that. Ever. at all.“

Mom: “...”

Me: “uh. I guess this is where I tell you I’m ace...”