Ted Lasso S03E12 + newspaper/magazine covers ft. Bex, Shandy, Jack Danvers, Zava, and Zoreaux
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Ted Lasso S03E12 + newspaper/magazine covers ft. Bex, Shandy, Jack Danvers, Zava, and Zoreaux
transcriptions (as best as I could) under the cut:
For Wednesday Words how about Measure, Pool and/or Cast?
These are all coincidentally in The Richmond Job so I did 45min of sprints on Ch3 to fill the requirements
Cast - Chapter 16
“He’s in a wrist cast and needs to be using the crutches for his knee and strictly no physical excursion until his month check up,” the doctor listed off, only looking up from her Ipad to glare at Roy with deep threatening brown eyes. Which, from Ted’s viewpoint anyway, was a bizarre personal grudge to hold against a man who was playing the part of a good friend of a patient in your hospital. But who was he to judge people’s odd behaviour?
Pool - Chapter 15
He was supposed to be this team’s fucking hitter and he had allowed himself to get surprised and drugged. He deserved this. It would be a teachable moment, that was what his dad always used to say, “chin up Junior. Teachable moment. Won’t make this mistake again will ya.” If Jamie survived he definitely wouldn’t make that mistake again. “Yeah alright,” Jamie wheezed. He was skirting around the edge of the pool, trying to put as many deckchairs between himself and Zain as possible.
Measure - Chapter 15
“Bex? You’re here,” Jamie huffed out through a relieved laugh. She pulled back and looking him over with an intense professional beat, like she was getting the measure of him in a snapshot. He felt weirdly exposed.
The sprints produced 1028 words! 🙌💪
Weird rare Ted lasso ships I love the thought of:
- Jan Maas x Bex: she starts hanging out with Rebecca a little more, and normally people will tell her they’re sorry about what happened. Jan walks up to her and says “your ex-husband was a piece of shit. Good job getting rid of him” and Bex likes him immediately. Also I feel like Jan would be a great step-dad.
- Moe x Barbara: definitely weird4weird and I love that. I headcanon that both are not straight so also bi4bi. Both look fairly normal on the outside but cause chaos wherever they go.
spreading the nate/bex agenda to anyone i can, because it would be hilarious. rupert deserves to be cheated on. nate and bex deserve to get free from that asshole (hopefully exposing him in the process for the prick he is). and i think they’d look good together
Thinking about Bex and her major dedication to her child, is she is happy as she was making herself out to be? I worry for her.
Shandys app idea worked out well apparently ??? (See alt text if it’s too blurry to read)
Other highlights from the mags:
The “west ham whistleblower” woman is going on love conquers all, and Bex is writing a book on placenta recipes.
Wait was that Bex ??? (Becs?)