#beyond true

[filipchytil]

"I hope in 2016 that people will be offended less." -from HLN's 2015 recap.

[pittstick]

source: Whisper app

[hushedhippie]

Funny thing about talking about me behind my back is it always comes back to me.

[megamanofletters]

Me, anytime I wake up before noon: its too damn early for this shit

[ultrawallflower99]

[omni-circa]

People like to say things like, there is someone for everyone. Nope, not at all true, and stop saying it, cause it’s mean to people who never find anybody. There are millions of people out there who we’ve all unanimously decided they are light speed ugly and nobody kisses them on the lips, even. Nobody touches their genitals their entire life, they just wash it and then they die, that’s all that happens

Louis CK