#beyondtalks

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I SEE THE REQUESTS BTW IM JUST BEING A HATER BUT REST ASSURED THEY ARE BEING WORKED ON

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I'm crying as someone who's never played hiveswap friend sim or hiveswap what do you MEAN you Huff his armpits and piss yourself WHAT😭😭😭

Pros : It’s not Hiveswap as you play as a kid (Joey Claire), You could not play his route, Writers got to do their freaky shit for fun and awoke smth in the masses

Cons: It’s required to get his good route in Friendsim, It happened with the fucking groomer of all characters (I suppose it couldn’t have been the kids though), I don’t think there’s like ANY warning for it, Makes everyone forget he flirted with kids bc he flirts with you too so it’s fine guys he does it with everyone =)

I could pull up the screenshots, but I… do not want that in my feed.

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Man, I can't believe Marvus would let that happen even after all the special moments we had in friendsim 😞

Including the moments where you watched him flirt with kids? Zebruh and Chixie? Zebruh “Who knows what they want at 15” Codakk? Chixie “somewhat older than the other trolls but still a kid” Roixmr? Yeah, I think he would let it happen.

Marvus gets away with being a literal groomer because he’s hot. End of story. I don’t care that Friendsim has you huff his armpit and piss yourself. That’s whatever. Fetish content for whoever enjoys it. But I’m tired of people acting like Marvus is some smexy bishie 030 and Zebruh is The Literal Devil.

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Hiveswap Based Headcanons!

- Marvus gets cancelled for being a child predator

- Zebruh and Chixie smoke a fat blunt together

- Zebruh hits on her and Chixie tells him to fuck off

- They part ways as… amicably… as they can

anyways if you think Zebruh is the “worst character in hiveswap” FUCK YOU HES FUCKING FIFTEEN THIS IS AS WOKE AS A HIGHBLOOD GETS HES A FUCKING KID GOD FORBID HE BE OFFPUTTING. GROW UP

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INBOX: 7 asks, 6 requests

Pitch Jake Headcanons

Gamzee x Reader NSFW

DirkJane (BIG FAN)

Commander Karkat reaction to Meat Karkat & Dave + Meat & Candy Roxys reactions to eachother

Gamzee x Fem Reader

Sep headcanons for Disabled!Reader (Cane User + Dizzy Spells) x Kankri (Flush/Pale), Eridan (Flush/Pale), Dave

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hii:3

do you write nsfw?

Hello! Yes! Posts will be tagged as "beyondmature", "nsft", "nsfw", "smut", "lemon", and will marked as adult / explicit.

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Apologies. Was busy with college and my show that sucks. Will be working on the inbox, may not post tonight as it’s… uh. 12:30 AM. But I’m on it.

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