#bfd files

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BAD IDEA COUNTER #63“Friendly Fire Is a Social Construct” – posted by Phinny (probably unsupervised)

Okay so apparently @Cheezbot has “concerns” about me installing a triple-barrel confetti cannon in the mess hall ceiling. A) It’s festive. B) It only misfired twice. C) The hamster was wearing protective gear.

Also, fun fact: if you override the caution protocols on a standard catering drone, it can launch grilled cheese sandwiches at 45 mph. I’m calling it Operation: Cheezbot’s Judgment Day. It technically counts as feeding the crew.

Anyway, Blade told me not to post this. Ian said “under no circumstances.” Kayne just filmed the whole thing and asked for slow-mo replays.

So I’m posting it. For science.

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Ask The Lads

Question: “What’s one thing you wish you could erase from mission history?”

Kayne: “The handcuffs. You know the ones.” Adin: “The opera incident.” Phinny: “Just one?” Ian: [file attachment redacted] Blade: No comment.

Got a question? Drop it. Just don’t expect a straight answer.

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Not My Fault (Mostly)

The floor exploded. Technically, it was already unstable. Technically, I was stabilizing it. Technically, Blade said, “Make a distraction.” So now we’re banned from Cindari Prime. Again. I still got the puppy out.

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Question: "What’s the worst thing Blade has ever said before a mission started?"

Answer (Kayne):

“How hard can it be?” Three hours later we were flying backward through a debris field, Ian was bleeding, Phinny was laughing, and Blade had a sword. We don’t talk about the sword.

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Look, I’m not saying Blade’s bad at undercover ops— I’m just saying, if you show up to a covert meeting looking like this, don’t be surprised when your cover gets compromised by a thirst stampede. —Kayne (Flirt. Sniper. Professional hazard.)