HAPPY NEW YEAR (again/still) Graphic design is not my passion, but I made a form for your AO3 stats!
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Keep in mind I wrote 125 fics this year!
Other fun stats!
If I work out the averages of each thing:
My average fic has:
3,935 Words
17 Kudos
236 Hits
4 Comment Threads
1 Subscription
4 Bookmarks
How do your stats look? Be proud of every single digit, you earned them!
And here's the links to my works for anyone curious!
All works are rated NSFW and are intended for an adult audience only
Any Portal In A Storm - Explicit Raphael/Haarlep/m!OC reverse isekai, where Raphael and Haarlep end up stuck in our world for a while when a portal goes wrong, and Raphael learns to make some new deals whilst Haarlep finds other things to enjoy~
Yurgir Short Ficlets - The start of a space for little warmup pieces featuring the Orthon himself in various Situations~
The Bear Hunt - Explicit Yurgir/Halsin which, hear me out, is a whole lot more wholesome than it sounds. The pair indulge in some primal play and kinks, finding that neither of them need to hold back when they're together~
Tavylia's Schlocktober 2025 - A collection of crackship 100 word drabbles featuring different pairings and unusual/weird/made up kinks
The Heart Of Your Pride - Explicit Pride Demon/Gender Neutral Reader, a long one shot fic that explores an unknown mage (not connected to the games stories) in the era of Inquisition who finds themselves drawn to a figure in their dreams... Featuring monsterfucking, kinks, and a lot more fluff than you're thinking right now.
Only Fools Die Young - Explicit Karlach/Withers crackship in which both are trans and I used as many cursed euphemisms as I could and still ended up with tender loving NSFW times that had more emotion than I expected.
Love and Loss - Explicit Abdirak/He Who Was, which is the finale of the longfic (long-ish) that I wrote with the pair. Exploring both the long term of their relationship and the inevitable difficulties of an undead elf shadar-kai and a human with a standard human lifespan. I cried. A lot.
Bottled Up - Explicit Rugan/Flasked Spectator, because I'm unironically yelling smash at both Rugan and the subby monster that is so desperate to please him.
Between Hell And A Hardback - Mature The Archivist/Tolna Tome-monger, this is a collaboration fic with @librivore42 that I've really been loving working on because we both love the characters so much and finding the vibe writing together has been amazing~
Claiming Corrupted Coronation's Contracted Compensation - Explicit Gale/Raphael, this piece has a good few chapters but I was losing steam on it and then a lot more other things came up so it's staring forlornly at me from the WIP pile.
The Final Encore - Explicit Withers/Dribbles, and really do hear me out this has heart, emotions, humour, and hot smut all rolled into a pairing that has me clawing at the walls for people to give it a chance because I love them both dearly. It's such a complex dynamic to navigate, and they both have such fascinating stories and personalities. How do a dead clown and the original god of death even work? Let me show you...
Explosive Attractions - Explicit Enver Gortash/Wulbren Bongle and this title fits the best because Wulbren and Enver literally flirt with increasingly complex explosive packages (well, Gortash assumes it's flirting, Wulbren is being quite sincere with the death threats...until the moment he realises he isn't...)
Confession: Okay but the Archivist in the House of Hope. I'm not usually down bad for the NPCs, but him? Or rather, the tiefling form he takes? He can rail me until my spine's as broken as he claims his is.
the archivist in the house of hope has the most insanely sensual voice like why is no one talking about this. i want him to finger me with those claws until i bleed
Christmas war crimes But with fun little rhymes As he wonders what are his lines Haarlep proclaims with holiday chimes. "Old man, holy fuck are you behind with the times~" Ascended fiend, breaking its confines Is sliding against the floors to break their spine He thinks it's a growl but it sounds more like a whine "Haarlep, you harlot, don´t forget you`re mine" And the Archivist, forgotten as ever, sighed as he behold the floors lost shine
Thank you @dmagedgoods, @karneo for this glorious masterpiece in the server