Zenka: nothing happens when you're 19! That's why I hated being 19 so much. Cuz like, you get something on your sweet 16. you possibly get something when you're 15, for like your Quinceañera or something. And then 16, and then... I forgot really what happens at 17, but you know, you turn 18 and you're an adult, nothing- Orion: 17, dancing queen. Zenka: You're 17, dancing queen. And then when you're 18 you're adult, and then when you're 19, like what happens now? Then you turn 20 and it's like, ooh, double digits for the second time. I mean.. Heck: [snorts] Zenka: Not the second time. Like, the second decade that I've been alive. Heck and Orion: [affirming noise] Zenka: Like ooh, even 20. And then 21, you're old enough to drink. So if you want, you can go get... a martini. Heck and Orion: [burst into laughter]
obsessed with the rant zenka went on about how much she hated being 19 and the way she said “martini”.

















