okay so here’s my theory: since B and Louis were just getting over a breakup, and Oli and Louis were close friends B was their mutual friend. so Oli got her pregnant and they split up because of the stress, maybe Oli wasn’t ready for a baby? B knew she was pregnant but she didn’t tell anyone. when she finally did, she said it was Louis’ child and since he was so mixed up in it he decided to claim the child as his. throughout the pregnancy Louis started to receive information on how she was 1/2
seeing other people aside from Oli, but he never confronted her. he wanted to be a dad so much, we all know how much Louis loves kids, so he never denied the rumors. along the way they became good friends and she gave her everything she needed to get ready for the birth. when the baby was born she never got a paternity test because she convinced Louis it would only bring more attention to the fact he isn’t the dad so he agreed. then they decide it to give him Louis’ surname to make it 2/3
less obvious. that would explain why Oli is always around 3/3
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You are kidding me, right? This is a joke? You’re trying to make antis sound even stupider, coming up with something this nonsensical? Or you’ve been living under a rock during this whole pregnancy and just came out, read things superficially and came up with this?
In whatever case you decided to send me this ask, I will answer it for the sake of people who actually think anything about this makes sense.
1. First of all, “getting over breakups” sounds like a terrible excuse as to why Louis would accept to be associated as the father of this child. He seemed pretty chill to me after his “breakup” with Eleanor, even hooking up with a random girl at a pool. He was pretty over it then, I’d say. But, hey, what a better way to get over the end of a commitment of 4 years with another commitment of 18 years? Sounds like a solid plan.
2. If I’m not mistaken, Louis supposedly met Briana back in Jan 2015, when he flew to America with Zayn for a meeting of 3 days (something like that, again my memory is shit), and wasn’t seen with her until months later, when he supposedly got her pregnant. I wouldn’t say there was much time for forming a great friendship there, but okay. You also said they became friends later on, after Louis accepted fathering a child he knew for sure wasn’t his, but let’s leave that for later.
3. Yes, Louis loves children. Which is exactly why I’m sitting here wondering why on Earth would you believe this theory to be true at all. In which scenario would he want to have his first child this way? Through helping out a girl he barely knows because his friend fucked up? I get Louis has an immense heart, but he’s a multimillionaire, and I just can’t see how he would rather help this random girl out and spend millions on it instead of investing his money in charity (which he’s always done and could help a shitload of children’s lives rather than just one), or even adoption, since he’s so “keen on being a dad right now”.
3. Given that, according to your theory, he decided to help a friend out, you would expect B’s family and herself to be a little more friendly towards Louis. Instead, what we got were tabloids talking about how B’s mom kicked Louis out from the hospital room and how her whole family doesn’t support of Louis’ “relationship” with Danielle. Plus, B’s now fighting with him on court for Freddie’s custody. So… he decided to help a friend out, knew the baby wasn’t his, and decided to fight for custody anyway because… why? He grew too attached to the baby and wanted to take him away from his rightful “mother”? Sure.
4. If that happened, you’d think Briana would want to have this pregnancy as calmly as possible, after the stress of having the actual father of her child refusing to accept responsibility. So I can’t see why she would want a famous boybander to raise the kid with her, and have people all through her son’s life trying to get a sneak peak of his daily actions just because he carries a famous surname. Unless she was a gold digger from the start, and was looking forward to the oh-so-helpful contribution of millions of dollars for raising the baby.
Now, even if all of the above were dismiss-able, it still doesn’t explain why through the whole pregnancy and so far Louis has never said her name once, keeps refusing to acknowledge her; why her belly kept changing sizes, why she had to do pap walks five days in a row and keep the fandom constantly updated on Freddie’s status if she really wanted privacy, and for this child (and herself) not to go through any further stress. Giving it Louis’ surname apparently brought more trouble than, according to your theory, she expected, didn’t it?
Plus, it still doesn’t explain, if your theory were the case, why everything happened so publicly, if she was looking for discretion.
Sure, you might’ve explained why Oli is always there, but it doesn’t explain anything else, and I’m just lost between feeling pity for your utter naivety and idiocy or just mad I wasted my time replying to something so absurd.