1. Some pregnant women announce pregnancy early (9-11 weeks)
July 17th, 2015. Articles claiming Briana Jungwirth is pregnant with Louis’ kid are released.
2. Some pregnant women travel long distances while carrying ¹
3. Some women don’t grow a noticeable bump until far into the pregnancy
4. Some women don’t like having their face showing in bump pictures
5. Some women go out with their newborn within their first week ²
6. Some women wear heels and skin-tight clothing a week after giving birth
7. Some women take their baby to the doctor days after leaving the hospital
8. Some women don’t have leftover baby bump.
January 25 or 27, 2016 (4-6 days after birth, depending on where you look):
January 26, 2016 (5 days after birth):
January 26 or 27, 2016 (5-6 days after birth, depending on where you look):
January 28, 2016 (7 days after birth):
January 29, 2016 (8 days after birth):
9. Some women carry a baby carrier with only one hand ³
10. Some women don’t wear a bra when wearing certain clothes
11. Some women go out partying with friends whilst leaving a 4-week-old baby with someone else at home for a night ⁴
Here are bonus inconsistencies about exceptions:
¹ whilst some pregnant women do travel abroad while carrying, one would assume so it’s because it’s extremely needed, or a trip that had been planned way before they found out they were pregnant. Now I find it hard to believe that having a pregnant woman fly from LA to the UK in order to watch the baby’s father concert was somehow an emergency, when he’d been touring the mother’s country just a few days/weeks before
² going out with a newborn during their first week of life might be uncommon but it is possible. Now, going out with a newborn every day for a week on their first week of life is quite extra. But anyway.
³ whilst carrying a baby carrier with one hand isn’t impossible, especially if the baby is a newborn and shouldn’t heave much, it is still quite reckless to do so whilst holding your phone in the same hand. One should think mothers are more careful than that, but hey, I’m not a mom.
⁴ whilst the ‘partying’ outing might be debatable since there’s only pics/videos of Briana in a car or with an indistinguishable background, I doubt she would dress up in tight black dresses to go out for tacos. Also, I can only imagine not wearing a bra when you’re meant to be producing milk is a bit uncomfortable. But then again, some women don't breastfeed. Maybe she's one of them, right?
This is not meant to be sarcastic, it’s really not. Not every woman is the same, I get that. But really, is Briana that much unique that she has to be the exception to every single rule?
