#bhna iida

[slaytism]

Iida: I can excuse attempted murder, but I draw the line at feet on desks!

Bakugo: you can excuse attempted murder?

[skytressmc]

What would happen if mineta himiko shigaraki and iida were squished between readers boobs?

A/N: God I love this. Thank you for requesting this. Sorry that some were shorter than others!

How Mineta, Toga, Shigaraki, and Iida would react to being squished between their s/o’s breasts:

Mineta:

🍇 This boy is in heaven.

🍇 He can die happy now.

🍇 He just wanted a hug from you and you pressed him against your chest.

🍇 He wants to touch your chest but knows that will most likely ruin the moment so he just sits there mumbling about boobs.

🍇 He would honestly refuse to move. He lives there now.

Toga:

🔪 Toga loves hugs.

🔪 So when she saw you, she ran into you full force. Her head pressing against your chest.

🔪 She doesn’t really know boundaries, so she just nuzzles into your chest rambling about much she missed you.

🔪 She honestly didn’t even realize what she was doing.

🔪 All she knows is that your soft and warm and never wants to let go.

🔪 Though Dabi does tell her she is basically motorboating you.

🔪 And that doesn’t stop her. Cause she sees that cute blush on your face as she keeps nuzzling your chest.

🔪 It’s now her favorite thing to do.

Shigaraki:

✋ It was a total accident.

✋ Dabi was trying to piss Tomura off by tripping him.

✋ And you were right in front of Tomura when he fell.

✋ His face landed right on your chest.

✋ He stood there, hands at his side.

✋ “Boss?! I am so sorry!”

✋ You try to move away but he just wraps his arms around you making sure his pinkies are lifted up.

✋ He refuses to move and won’t say anything. His mind is just thinking about how soft and warm you are.

✋ Dabi is laughing his ass off as you stand there face red.

✋ This is now Tomura’s favorite place when he’s stressed out.

Iida:

🏃 This too was an accident.

🏃 Everyone was walking out and one of his classmates bumped into him.

🏃 He crashed into you, you both falling on to the floor.

🏃 He landed on to of you, face on your chest.

🏃 “Get some Iida!”

🏃 He quickly shoots off of you, face red.

🏃 “I’M SO SORRY Y/N, THAT WAS SO INDECENT OF ME!”

🏃 “Its ok Iida!”

🏃 The poor boy feels so bad.

🏃 He thinks you think he’s some pervert.

🏃 You reinsure him that it’s ok.

🏃 He would never admit it, but he kinda liked having his face on your chest.

[frxggie]

can you do one where denki, sero, and the reader are besties and they all go around pranking people :) ty

☾✧TW!! YELLING, ANGER, WEED✧☽

You, Sero, and Denki were sitting on the roof smoking weed. Denki took a drag and laughed.

“We should prank people.” he said 

“Oh my God, yes!” you said, also taking a drag.

You three were the best of friends, and got together to smoke often. You were also known pranksters amongst class 1-A. 

You guys left the roof and walked down the hall. 

“Let’s prank Bakugou,” Sero laughed. “He goes to bed too early so he misses out on everything.”

“Yeah. What prank should we do?” Denki asked. 

“Oh I know! Let’s put whipped cream in his hand and tickle his nose. When he goes to itch his nose, he’ll smack the whipped cream onto his face.”

“Good idea, y/n! Let’s go get the whipped cream from the kitchen!” Sero laughed. 

The three of you ran down the hall quietly, snickering. You opened the fridge and pulled out the whipped cream. You all returned to Bakugou’s room and snuck in. 

He was snoring loudly and was all sprawled out in bed. Sero and Denki were barely keeping it together, so you were charged with the task of putting the whipped cream in his hand. 

You squirted it onto his conveniently outstretched hand and began to lightly tickle his nose. 

He squirmed slightly, before bringing his hand to his face to stop his sneeze. He slapped his nose, cauing whipped cream to fly everywhere. He shot straight up as Sero and Denki lost it.

“Y/N WHAT THE FUCK????” he screamed. 

You lost it and stumbled back into Denki, still laughing. Explosions began to light his hands as a glob of whipped cream hit the floor, causing an uproaring of laughter from the three of you. Bakugou stood there, shaking with anger, covered in whipped cream. 

“YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! ARE YOU HIGH??? GOD DAMN IT! GET OUT!” 

The three of you were still laughing as you ran out of his room, confused on how you were even still alive. You knew he thought it was funny but he just didn’t wanna show it. 

The three of you wandered down the hall until you reached Iida’s room. 

“I know- let’s set all of our phones for five minutes from now and surround Iida, and then scare him when he wakes up!” Sero laughed.

“PERFECT!” You and Denki said at the same time.

You all filed into Iida’s room and set up your phones. Then all of you crouched down on different sides of the bed, and waited for the alarms to go off. 

Five minutes later, as planned, all three of your alarm tones rang throughout the room, causing Iida to shoot up from his bed. 

“BOO!” all three of you yelled at the same time, jumping out from where you were hiding. 

“EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!” Iida pulled the covers over his head and screamed like a little girl. The three of you collapsed over one another in uproarious laughter.  

Iida realized what was going on and smiled. 

“I’ve been a victim of yet another prank by you three..” 

He began to laugh with you before realizing you were all high.

“Are you guys high?? It’s late! Go to bed! Don’t forget to brush your teeth and drink water. Goodnight you three!” 

“Goodnight Iida!” You all called as he pushed you guys out of his room. 

You all ran back to Denki’s room, laughing. You three all got comfortable on his bed, preparing to play video games, but before you could, you suddenly felt tired. You must be coming down from your high. You fell asleep, slumping onto Sero. 

Denki turned to you to hand you a controller, but he turned to see you sleeping against Sero. He giggled. 

“Shh! Y/n’s asleep!” Sero said. He positioned you between the two of them and then got comfortable against Denki, quickly falling asleep as well.

Denki smiled, and put his arms around both of you. The three of you were piled together, fast asleep in no time. Just a typical Friday night for your prank squad.

[kookiechuui]

hegdehog, broccoli boi, vroom vroom, daddy shark, and lukewarm x dancer! reader

oK so this is my first attempt at headcanons... this is pretty much self indulgent since i’m a dancer myself! i also tried to keep everything gender neutral, so i hope you all enjoy! also! feel free to send me a request!

https://youtu.be/5Uzuluh4cmQ

^^ isa dance

hedgehog 

so you know, katsuki decided he was gonna stop by your dance studio bc he wanted to grace you with his presence and watch you dance uwu 

however 

as soon as this man rolls up

he’s greeted with shouting, with your name and someone else’s 

he kinda just stays quiet as he sneaks in, interested to see what’s about to happen

so 

your dance class was all like ‘you and alex should do this couple dance together it’d look amazing!’ 

you didn’t have a chance to say anything before alex rolled up and was all like ‘let’s do it’

so y’all individually learned the parts and decided to come together at the end to do it

yOUR FACE WAS ON FIRE AS YOU AND ALEX WALKED TO THE CENTER OF THE FLOOR

and bakubomb was confuzzled

why is his bby blushing??

as soon as the music started, i swear everyone could hear a faint sizzling sound

bAKUGOU WAS PEEVED

why the hell was his baby doing such a SEXY dance with someone who wasn’t him

but he won’t interrupt

why you may ask

because you look hOT as FUCK

and he loves it

especially the determined expression on your face as you dance

when the dance is over, he grabs you gym bag and walks to where you are and DRAGs you out of the studio

“the fuck was that shit?”

once you explain he’ll understand 

but don’t think you’re off the hook

“let’s fucking dance in my room, i’ll show you how much better i can dance than that damned extra”

;)

broccoli boi

izuku probably comes to every one of your dance practices because he wants to see you dance

probably has a page or two  in his notebook dedicated to your dancing 

when some of your friends say that you should dance with harper, you kinda get flustered and then look at your lovely tree

he kinda flusters too but he thinks you should do it! 

howEVER

the green bean kinda regrets his decision as soon as he sees what type of dance you’re doing

he’s biting his lip the entire time in nervousness 

he’s also trying to keep himself from rambling 

but his eyes are trained on you as you dance

he loves it

he really really loves it

he pulls out his handy dandy notebook and starts going hAM on it

he’s writing about your expression, your passion, and how fluid your movements are

he’s also boppin to the song

i canon that he loves strong solo female artists fIGHT ME

he won’t let it show

but he’s happy when the songs over

he waits for you to come over after talking to your friends about the dance

and he gives you a BIG OLD HUG

and asks you in the softest

cUtEsT

voice that he has

“can you teach me how to dance too? i wanna be able to dance with you like that t-too..”

hIS FACE WOULD BE A WHOLE RED

you better tell all might 2.0 yes istg

vroom vroom

so

i feel like iida would show up sometimes?

like 

idk

i think he’d only show up because you dance but he wouldn’t like enjoy it by himself 

that being said

he wouldn’t really pay mind to the chatter of your friends while they talk about you dancing with some other person named hunter

he’d just be happily reading or studying 

occasionally looking up to watch you dance if you were dancing 

but his head would sNAP up as soon as the music started

like boy would get whiplash from how fast his head would have gone up

since the music has a base to it, it would lowley make the room shake

so it startled him

but then the lyrics of the song made his hand start to tingle

but as soON as he saw hunter all up on you

he’d flip shit with his karate hand

“Uh ExUsE mE!”

“You two should not be so close— it’s like— against the law.”

he’s hand would be going up and down so rapidly like

it’s like a blur

“yOUR HANDS SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING Y/N LIKE THAT”

he wouldn’t really say that he’s jealous but he is 

honestly 

i think this would actually spur him to come to more of your dance sessions 

and possibly maybe even

learn how to dance?!

daddy shark

it’s bold of you to assume that he’s not the one dancing with you

it’s very bold

like i could really see kirishima being a wHole dancer

like i think he’d do the more pop and lock/hip hop kinda style

cuz it’s manly bruh

so like

he would totally know what’s up when Frankie suggested that they do a couple dance with you

kNOWING DAMN WELL THAT YOURE WITH SHARK BOI

but he’s chill with it

and he’ll just sit and watch the two dance together 

and then

once it’s over

he just

SNATCH

he snatches you up and then looks you dead in the eye

“how about you do that dance again? this time, do it with me”

and he gives you the brightest smile that has ever graced this earth

so obviously you say yes

and then later when you two are walking home, he’ll probably tell you that he was a tiny bit jealous 

“you know, i was kinda jealous. i think i just didn’t like that it wasn’t my hands that were on you. but it’s okay. i love you babe~!”

lukewarm 

i think todoroki would be pretty similar to iida

like he wouldn’t care too much for it, but he’d still go because you like to dance

but at the same time

i think he’d be very interested

since it’s not the dancing that he knows

i also think that he probably already knows how to dance

but only slow dance

yknow bc his trash dad probably made him learn for like big events and stuff like that

so i think he’d be really interested in watching you do all of this dancing 

he really wouldn’t think anything of it when Quinn came up to the two of you and asked if you would dance with them

he’d watch the two of you dance with his usual blank expression 

but like instead of being jealous 

i think he’d be really happy for you as he watches you do something that you love

and when the dance finishes up and you go over to him, he’s gonna give you a very soft hug

“i’m so proud of you love~ you did really well.”

i think he might also want you to teach him how to dance

like so that the two of you could like slow dance in the kitchen or something like that and be cOUPLE GOALs

[forthechubbies]

I Made A Vow

Husband! Iida x Wife! Reader

♡Fluffmallows♡

"Tenya!"

"...."

"Tenya!"

Tenya's headshot up to his father's voice; he cleared his throat and adjusted his tie. This deviating behavior isn't like Tenya. Usually, he would be taking down notes in advance, but as if today, he just gazed into space.

"Are you alright, son, your acting rather peculiar today?" 

" My wife has fallen ill this morning, and I'm worried about her current state. She isn't the healthy eater, mind you. I'm frightened it may be severe."

"Your wife is one strong woman; I'm sure she's fine." His father chuckled, patting Tenya's back.

Meanwhile, in the humble abode of Tenya's.

"Everything hurts!" (F/N) whimpered into her pillows. "I don't wanna be a woman anymore!"

(F/N) sobbed and moaned about the lonely house. Since movement only intensified the already painful sensation, she laid dormant with a heating pad at her disposal and hellish cravings that she couldn't satisfy.

"I miss you, Tenya." (F/N)'s teardrops soaked into her pillows. 

Even though Tenya would fuss about her habits and often scold her harshly for misbehaving, she merely desired to be in his embrace on days like this, but Sadly, Tenya is a busy man who has to uphold the Iida name.

Back at the Iida estate 

Tenya's husband's senses caused his body to rumble. Something is a miss! Acting out of a measly hunch, Tenya abruptly excused him from the conference and used his quirk to sprint home.

(F/N) flinched at the loud slam of the door. Tired, sweaty, and lacking oxygen, Tenya stood in the bedroom door frame; he was in complete disarray.  

She watched Tenya sit at her bedside and examined her temperature. "Thank goodness; your fever has subsided."

"Tenya, What are you doing home? You usually don't come back until later tonight."

Tenya scoffed. "Oh, honestly, I leave for an hour and look at how much you been crying, darling," He lightly cupped her cheeks and dragged his thumbs against the puffy bags under her eyes. "That's it; I'm staying home until your in perfect health." 

(F/N) eyes almost bulged out her skull." Why?! Won't you get into trouble?!"

Tenya stripped his formal wear into his comfortable house attire. "Why? Because darling, people will do unseen things for the ones most precious to them." He stated in a firm voice.

Tenya snuggled in close to her side, gently tugging her into his bronze chest, laying his cheek on the top of her head.

"As your husband, I must protect and comfort you no matter the circumstances or consequences. I made this vow the day I said I do." He whispered as she peacefully fell asleep.

[slaytism]

Iida, having just bought a bunch of lemons: well you know what people say when life gives you lemons...

Todoroki: paper cut your enemies and rub the juice in it.

Urakara: Sell them as "freshly grown organic lemons" and make a pyramid scheme

Deku: dye them green so you can have limes

Tsuyu: make a battery

Iida:

Iida: make lemonade... Guys it's make lemonade...