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titans beast world #5

Vigilante: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Peacemaker: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Vigilante: I said within reason P, how about I murder that guy?

Peacemaker: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Vigilante: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

So lemme get this straight....

DC (technically James Gunn) have done a better job at Canon Bi Peacemaker than Marvel did with Canon Bi Loki?

Wasn't expecting that but... CANON BISEXUAL PEACEMAKER! WHOOP!

Someone: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Adrian: I’m the knife!

Chris: he’s the little spoon.

Chris: it’s on the bottom

Adebayo: you’re a bottom

Chris: nah! Adrian’s a bottom

Adrian, changing the subject: so, what were we supposed to do after that?

Chris: *walks in and silently gives Adrian his glasses without saying anything*

Harcourt:

Leota:

Chris, defensively: it is perfectly normal for two straight dudes to fuck! It’s not gay to fuck your homie!

Harcourt: you think that’s normal?

Leota: you think that’s not gay?

Adrian, cackling: you think I’m straight?

Chris: Put your hand on my thigh while I do research and then we’ll switch in like 30 minutes

Adrian: Good idea

Harcourt: It’d be twice as efficient if you just both did the research

Chris: but then who’s supposed to guid you through it with a comforting male touch?

Chris: *standing outside with a sign that says “dinner?”*

Adrian: OMG yes!

Chris: no, tell Amelia

Adrian: Harcourt! I’m going on a date with Chris!

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