#bicanthrope

[reinelefey]

Okay, fair warning my friends, my dash is mostly about to be Gabe because I reminded him his Tumblr exists today, and I am being THOROUGH. Lmfao (nah, its really just cause he's such an amazing creator, and I think more of y'all need Gabe in your life.)

Plus, let's be honest, I'm absolutely being a brat rn, because I can. Lmfao welcome back to Tumblr Gabe, get ready for ALL THE NOTES. 🩵💚🩵

That said, if you want to avoid my spam, for some indiscernible reason, I'll try to tag everything from here with GJG, or bicanthrope because I LOVE that.

[sadquebecois]

choc strap is your new hockey nickname

are we frenemies? is that what this is?

[sadquebecois]

auburn, blonde, cream, eucalyptus, indigo. ♥

auburn: favorite month -- november

blond(e): fuzzy or silky -- interestingly enough silky, for the exact reason you picked fuzzy.

cream: favorite blog -- aside from any others i may have mentioned already this day in previous posts, it’s definitely @bicanthrope with an honorable mention to my favorite hockey blog.

(i’m actually edging toward 1k followers so this makes me think maybe a promo/follow forever kinda thing might be in order? that could be fun)

eucalyptus: green or purple -- almost always green, but like. sometimes there are really pretty purples and really ugly greens and you realize a life of absolutes isn’t a life at all.

indigo: first pet -- so, my mom got a cat when she was in college (for reference, she was 37 when i was born) and even though we overlapped a little i don’t actually remember him. the first pets i do remember where a dog named gracie and a calico cat named janie. <3

look at the things

ask me a thing

[zimmerbittle]

this is a callout post for alfie @bicanthrope for making me FEEL things

[jlzimmermann]

1-4? ^-^

1. Favourite Hockey Team - The Stars, or The Oilers ( why am i about this life )

2. Least Favourite Hockey Team - Irrationally the Flames. Rationally well you could probably guess

3. Favourite Player - Jamie Benn 

4. Least Favourite Player - Lets ignore the obvious one, so probably Brad Marchand ?

Hockey Questions (send me a number)

[sadquebecois]

can we have a pro-sidney-crosby's-terrible-mustache club

(if ref to my public kinkshaming)

only if our theme song is all of me by john legend

[bittybutt]

OK BUT NO ONE SAID IT'S SPECIFICALLY A PSYCHO IN THE ATTIC. IT COULD BE ANYONE. THEY COULD BE WAY CHILL. And you could get suffocated my roaches in your sleep.

WHY WOULD THEY EVEN BE IN MY ATTIC IF THEY’RE SANE PEOPLE

like, if it’s their attic. whatever i guess. i’m not ur mom & some attics are nice (see: the Haus). but in my attic??? that, my friend, is typical serial killer behaviour. i am not dealing w/ this shit. not today, not ever.

[bittybutt]

team attic is where it's at bro what the fuck

..... i considered you as a friend

which is why i’ll be truly saddened by your loss when you get savagely murdered by the psycho living in your attic