-a box arrives shortly after your request. It is simply labelled "the big one". The instructions within explain that it will generate a lightshow roughly equivalent to daylight at high noon, and that it should only be detonated outdoors in very wide open spaces. Hearing protection is recommended.-
This is immediately, and with absolutely no forethought whatsoever, brought to the alchemiter for duplication. Once Jack’s made four more of these with what can only be described as an increasingly unstable grin on her face, she stashes them in her has modus and attempts to act as though absolutely nothing is amiss.
The local seer is not so fooled, and the words “NOT IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, YOU DON’T!” ring clearly - and largely unprompted - throughout the hallways.
Drat. Well, surely a nearby hill would be fine. ...Yeah, nah, that was fine, that’d be cool.