#big hoss

[jewqueer]

please!! stop leaving out your unsmoked swishers!!! the wildlife is addicted

[fakepawnstarsplots]

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my smokehouse. I work here with my old man, and my son: Big Hog.

[p-pamda]

BIG BOY THE MOVIE! entry for a contest on newgrounds

[lo-carb]

Literally the same thing 😵‍💫

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, would you like to tell us more about DOTM Big Hoss?

Dear Macho Minder,

I would much rather not, but very well.

Not to speak ill of the dead, but he represented the worst of what some might call "Autobots in name only"—the only reason he was not a Decepticon was that he thought of them as losers. He cared nothing for protecting humanity or other species, was rude to everyone he met, and had a single-minded obsession with his weaponry. He followed Optimus Prime only because Prime gave him access to a large assortment of weapons; Big Hoss was particularly taken by the Mega Striker cannons, thanks to his “bigger is better” philosophy.

In the end, his guns weren’t enough to save him from Cemetery Wind, who used his frankly astonishing vocabulary and willingness to cause collateral damage in their propaganda for years to come—with his Autobot insignia in full display.

[autoacafiles]

[pointman74250]

Yo Hoss, you gotta cut down on those beans. The grass is dying. I saw a cow throw up about five minutes ago. Please, for Christ's sake, pace yourself.

Little Joe Cartwright

[tankstankstanks]

Meet Big Hoss, a level 12 Robber Baron. Though he is one of millions, this cog’s success rates stand out among his peers, and he’s got the bills to prove it. He is ruthless, calculating, and loves to muscle his way through everything. He has yet to meet a foe that he could not beat.

...Except Big Tex.

Tex and Hoss had a run-in when he was only a level 9, her 72 laff respectively, but she nearly beat him into a robotic pulp. Ever since that day, if Hoss spots a yellow dog, he flies into hysterics and often malfunctions. Radi Kand often has to talk him through his episodes, and though it is difficult, her extreme patience typically pays off in the end. 

Big Hoss has gone through many secretaries, degrading them and often roughing them up for failure/incompetence, and has extreme respect for Radi Kand, as she is the only one of at least eleven other subordinates that has been able to handle him and to meet/exceed his expectations. You could even say he kinda likes her.

(I was actually really happy with how he came out! I hope you guys like him. <3)