Lo-carb

My dudes

[segamascott]

[arsonistblue]

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

[yayxstitch]

[yayxstitch]

I took some of your many suggestions and made it better.

[gaycatastrophe]

[yayxstitch]

You right you right

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I still see room for a data center on the other side ☝️

[nullconvention]

I sorta hope he just fucks the whole thing up completely. Like our politicians just let him do it, everyone who had any authority to stop him just gave him the green light. Yeah man, fuck it up. Make it look stupid as fuck. Tear up the reflective pool, demolish wings of the white house and never rebuild them, put a godawful bunker on the lawn, build a permanent UFC arena with a dumbfuck american flag on it and never ever take it down. Pave over the garden and tear out all the copper.

That's what America really is.

[dailycatsblog]

[revivivivify]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[garaks-padded-bra]

the issue

[kabaks]

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

[kabaks]

also the former "epidemic" being taken up in pop discourse explicitly or implicitly as a pathological consequence of feminism having "gone too far" instead of actually doing the work to connect social isolation to existing material conditions....no no don't worry about it just default to blaming women for men's sadness and dissatisfaction bc otherwise you'd have to confront capitalism and misogyny and white supremacy etc. etc. and nobody wants to do that so. its somehow very aggravating and boring at the same time. whenever i see think-pieces that follow this script i instantly fall into a furious slumber

[kabaks]

and you just know that half the incel ass boys & men complaining about friendzoning and loneliness have either written off/mistreated "undesirable" girls & women who have shown interest in them in the past, or they have just grown so incapable of seeing girls & women as real human people that they go around treating them like brainless gumball machines whose sole purpose is to dispense sex but only if you press the right conversational buttons. or both. anyway i know where the buttons are and i can reveal them to you for the low price of $90/month. please subscribe bro i promise im not a grifter

[kabaks]

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[maidthings]

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

[maidthings]

all timer

[maidthings]

[maidthings]

[puckeater]

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times