JewQueer

she/Her 28 This Blog is Dedicated to Chonky I love you Chonky :)

[jewqueer]

genuinely disturbed they would call the chocolate syrup that

[jewqueer]

CRAZY $5 THRIFT STORE COP

somebody either gave up their hobby or their mom threw it away cause omg!

[jewqueer]

hey i would love a week where i dont have to make big girl decisions at my job?

[jewqueer]

i love drinking out of glass but the universe doesn't think i deserve tall glassy glasses of cold water only cups. i am not drinking out of cuppie cups. i am a grown women

i will sippy out of a straw but thats not the point here...

[jewqueer]

wake up in the morning looking at hornyposting and ill get a notification from the hank green app telling me my bean is distracted. uh YEAH IT IS! leave me alone!!

[jewqueer]

i accidentally left my sketchbook with all my fucking yumeship artwork in it in some persons car who i barely know i am so fucking embarrassed oh my god

[jewqueer]

ya i may be corny but i could never be corn

[jewqueer]

saying the word pedant wrong in front of people to see what happens

[jewqueer]

sometimes you get a chopped haircut and its like ok i will grow it out its fine its all good and then you get a good haircut and realize you were just chopped the entire time

[jewqueer]

i did my best today! i might have accidentally ran over a dog but god knows i try my hardest

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[jewqueer]

you could say im bearly online these days

[jewqueer]

obsessed with them by Gesine Kratzner. They are so cute and only $70 so I kind of need them

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[jewqueer]

YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE THE ACRONYM BEFORE YOU POSTOH MYGOD