#big jar

[sillysaysnonsense]

I wish I had a very big jar

[bunjammin]

Behold my latest addition. I’ve finished the pickles and cleaned her up so she can move on to the next chapter of her life as a receptacle for sundries.

While on a recent foodstuffs excursion I spotted 1 gallon jar of kosher dill pickles at the Grocery Outlet for the price of $6.99. Needless to say I recognized this once in a lifetime windfall and with only slight hesitation scooped one up. As I am not a greedy man I left her siblings on the shelf knowing full well that they wouldn’t last the day.

I was briefly conflicted with this purchase since I make my own, truly divine, pickles. It seemed the height of decadence to take a chance on something completely untested when “we have pickles at home”. But upon examining the jar I gave into temptation. Despite the opulence of such a purchase I concluded that the jar of pickles must come home. The opening is plenty wide enough for an adult hand to comfortably fit inside while grasping a measuring cup and the labels would remove with minimal fight. This is a jar that will see much use. This is a jar that will last decades. It will pass down to my next of kin.

When I am old and my memory has faded I will tell the story of how when I was a younger man you could get a whole gallon of pickles for less than $7. The younguns will sigh and roll their eyes knowing full well that the story is exaggerated and the price-tag irrelevant with inflation. I will have forgotten that pickles were not in fact $7 a gallon and the only reason this story holds a place in my mind is because it was an exception.

But those are the failings of my future self. For now I rejoice in today’s bounty.

[alexthecatgirl]

Tiny Me

[kyoupann]

I impulse bought a hermetic jar. Any suggestions of what I should put in it?

[star-destroyer-supremacy]

Jar Jar definitely tops Bigfoot that’s a discussion I wanna start and a hill I’m willing to die on.

[forestofjars]

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[shnical2015]

[agirlsballsofsteel]

Just saw a jar of nutella advertised as an "after school snack" and i said outloud, "Why can't i have the jar at school?" My brother looked over my shoulder and informed me that it is infact a 1kg jar.. i just started at him and said so? That child has had a deprived life if he doesn't understand nutella has no limits!